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I saw this somewhere and I thought it was hilarious.

Useless inventions

1. Non stick Cellotape

2. Solar Powered Flash Light

3. A black highlighter pen

4. Glow in the dark sunglasses

5. Inflatable Anchor

6. Smooth Sandpaper

7. Waterproof sponge

8. Waterproof Teabags

9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

10. Fireproof Matches

11. Fireproof Cigarettes

12. Battery powered Battery Charger

13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes

14. Hand powered Chainsaw

15. Inflatable Dartboard

16. Silent Alarm Clock

17. A Pedal powered wheelchair

18. Braille Drivers Manual

19. Double sided playing cards

20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

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15. Inflatable Dartboard

16. Silent Alarm Clock

Those made me laugh. :)

Well in a car seatbelts keep you from flying through the windsheild in a crash, but with a motorcycle, you'd just be furthering your 'screwed' moment even further. Not many people want to be strapped to their bike when its going 80 mph spinning on its side across a busy highway. At least w/ out he may, 'may' have a chance. Either way ii would suck for the person.

Agree w/ you though on the helicopter.

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Well in a car seatbelts keep you from flying through the windsheild in a crash, but with a motorcycle, you'd just be furthering your 'screwed' moment even further. Not many people want to be strapped to their bike when its going 80 mph spinning on its side across a busy highway. At least w/ out he may, 'may' have a chance. Either way ii would suck for the person

So you're saying flying across the highway and hitting some other car, landing on the road where no one can see you if worse? I meant it for the kids, anyway. Like, if someone's dad is driving a little kid around, they need to be strapped in.

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So you're saying flying across the highway and hitting some other car, landing on the road where no one can see you if worse? I meant it for the kids, anyway. Like, if someone's dad is driving a little kid around, they need to be strapped in.

Who said no one would see them? Its kinda hard to miss a person who just crashed into a car and flew off. Lots of noise and people staring at the scene.

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Who said no one would see them? Its kinda hard to miss a person who just crashed into a car and flew off. Lots of noise and people staring at the scene.

You said it yourself people would be speeding down the highway at 80 miles per hour. Assuming no one was behind the guy the minute he crashed (I4 does get empty, you know), by the time the speeding maniacs actually did see the guy, the wouldn't have enough time to stop. You can somewhat control a bike. You can't control your body hurtling through the air at dangerous speeds.

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Well...An ejector seat would be fine if the blade stop spinning by the time you eject but that's unlikely.

2 LEFT!!

true...

or maybe you'd get chopped up just in time to land on someone's plate at a resterant (who is on the porch).

Like it?? ^^

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Here's some more:

1) Submarine screendoor

2) Ankle watch

3) Scream silencer

4) Avalanche goggles - personal favorite :lol:

5) Brake oil

6) Downhill Stairmatser

7) Fur sink cover

8) Candy toothpicks

9) Licorice dental floss

10) Lightbulb tester

11) Safety sandals

12) Tank kickstand

13) Remote control treadmill

14) Nudist laundromat

15) Negative money

16) Bathtub outlets

17) Ice skate sandals

18) Mesh raincoat

19) Pistol loudener

20) Escalator to nowhere :P

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Nice ones, Itachi! :D

Favs:

4) Avalanche goggles

6) Downhill Stairmaster

9) Licorice dental floss

19) Pistol loudener

20) Escalator to nowhere - I got one here. It just leads you to a tiny beige room with nothing in it <_<

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2) Ankle watch - I have a lawyer friend with no arms. He has one of these. Also, he golfs. Pretty amazing guy.

15) Negative money - Unfortunately, this does exist. Just ask my accountant. :(

Also, ejector seats don't have to go up. It is concievable to have them squirt you out sideways. I have a feeling this wouldn't increase your chances enough to be useful :huh:

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One like on the cartoons that makes a little arm with a hammer come out and hit them on the head! :lol:

Hmm...maybe I should buy you one, with a big steel end to make an effective hit every morning/evening :)

:lol: to Grayven, interesting accountant you got there ;)

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