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We are normal.....we say that some people are crazy/mad....but we have all been crazy/mad sometime in our lives, as we do crazy/mad stuff. Hence we can safely say that in general, all people are crazy/mad . But that would mean that being crazy/mad is normal.....hence all crazy/mad people are normal ; that means that a 'normal' person is actually abnormal, which would indirectly mean that the person is crazy/mad......hence there is really no such thing as normal or crazy/mad when one puts it like this....

Because everyone is insane, no-one can be considered normal. Thus, anyone who is actually normal is, in fact, abnormal. Thus, the ability to differentiate between 'normal' and 'insane' no longer exists.

As a result of the fact that all are crazy, none are capable of being called average. Therefore, one who is in fact average is really not normal. Therefore, the capacity to separate average from unnormal is not, as of this point, possible.

Because we are all fanatical, nobody is able to be named normal. So someone who is normal is abnormal. So the ability to divide the normal form the abnormal is now impossible.

Because we are all obsessively inclined, no one is able to be identified as within accepted parameters. So someone who is within parameters is actually perverse. SO the mental exercise of separating those within parameters from the perverse is now without possibility

Since we are all creatures of habit, nobody can be noticed nearby, so they are disgusting. So learning to split them cannot be done.

because we are all people of routines, we cannot be bothered to see anyone standing in close proximity, so they are ridiculously horrible creatures. Therefore, cutting them is impossible.

Since everyone is a human on a schedule, we don't care about seeing those nearest to us; therefore, they are vile beings, so we can't SNIP THEM INTO PIECES AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT LIKE STUCK PIGS.

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Player list:

1. Flamebirde

2. EDM :D :D :D

3. Marksmanjay

4. Slick

About time, been waiting since Aug. that's all. :duh::duh::duh:

Edited by akaslickster

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Hastily, I fulfilled my male role as a thinker. Then I got hit by a homeless person who was... hitting me. Eventually, my mind came to a decision and I looked around from my place of rest within the treasury on Cat Plaza.

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Briefly, I was a philosopher. Then I was clobbered by this bum who was hitting me. Soon I got the idea in my noggin' and awoke from bed in a poor financial institution on the top of Feline St.

Hastily, I fulfilled my male role as a thinker. Then I got hit by a homeless person who was... hitting me. Eventually, my mind came to a decision and I looked around from my place of rest within the treasury on Cat Plaza.

Next.

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I was thinking for a moment. Then it hit me. Next thing I knew, I woke up in an alley with no money.

Briefly, I was a philosopher. Then I was clobbered by this bum who was hitting me. Soon I got the idea in my noggin and awoke from bed in a poor financial institution on the top of Feline St.

Hastily, I fulfilled my male role as a thinker. Then I got hit by a homeless person who was... hitting me. Eventually, my mind came to a decision and I looked around from my place of rest within the treasury on Cat Plaza.

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I was thinking for a moment. Then it hit me. Next thing I knew, I woke up in an alley with no money.

I'd been pondering for a bit. Then that thing punched me. Immediately then I had the knowledge, I awoke in Top Cat's area without cash...

:blink:

Briefly, I was a philosopher. Then I was clobbered by this bum who was hitting me. Soon I got the idea in my noggin and awoke from bed in a poor financial institution on the top of Feline St.

Hastily, I fulfilled my male role as a thinker. Then I got hit by a homeless person who was... hitting me. Eventually, my mind came to a decision and I looked around from my place of rest within the treasury on Cat Plaza.

:lol: I'm such a silly monkey!!! :lol:

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I was thinking for a moment. Then it hit me. Next thing I knew, I woke up in an alley with no money.

I'd been pondering for a bit. Then that thing punched me. Immediately then I had the knowledge, I awoke in Top Cat's area without cash...

:blink:

I was being a philosopher for a short period of time. Then an unnamed noun assaulted me with a very useful body part. Suddenly, I received brainwaves, and I jumped out of a bed in a broke bank on Upper Feline Street.

Briefly, I was a philosopher. Then I was clobbered by this bum who was hitting me. Soon I got the idea in my noggin and awoke from bed in a poor financial institution on the top of Feline St.

Hastily, I fulfilled my male role as a thinker. Then I got hit by a homeless person who was... hitting me. Eventually, my mind came to a decision and I looked around from my place of rest within the treasury on Cat Plaza.

Added for marksmanjay. wassup Phil?

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2. Slick

3. Flamebirde

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I am awesome enough without having to embellish my name with colors. :P

EDIT: Lol, I forgot to put my name on the list...

Edited by flamebirde

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