Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 If a canoe lost one wheel, how many pancakes could fit in a doghouse? Answer: Eggs don't have yolks, silly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 If a canoe lost one wheel, how many pancakes could fit in a doghouse? Answer: Eggs don't have yolks, silly!! I know: I probably shouldn't encourage this sort of thing... but I can't resist. Fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I'll play the game ... What's the difference between a duck?His one leg are both the same; and the higher he flies, the much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 am i missing out on something here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 (edited) Just had to post on this... twenty-seven and a tomato Edited June 8, 2008 by Frost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Just had to post on this... twenty-seven and a tomato makes no sense <_< , but the adolesant in me loves it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 makes no sense <_< , but the adolesant in me loves it Read the first three post and you'll know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 about as much time as it takes to sandpaper an elephant into a stapler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 about as much time as it takes to sandpaper an elephant into a stapler Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 the pope, president of american and a school kid walk into a bar and the bartender says, "because chickens weren't invented back then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 about as much time as it takes to sandpaper an elephant into a stapler Then times it by Pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Don't forget to remove the purple before you do anything, otherwise it will turn into a banana and fly away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 none of these make sense 2 me...is that the point, not making sense? <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Cut the strings off the baloney with a pair of chopsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Nothing, alligators can't fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 If your pet chicken gets a sunburn at the South Pole, can you see Uranus with a telescope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 If your pet chicken gets a sunburn at the South Pole, can you see Uranus with a telescope?No just the Klingons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 (edited) what do you call a fish out of water? dead Edited July 6, 2008 by lemonymelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 couldn't resist a man was riding a horse. all of a sudden, a man fell out of his car through the closed window. The doghouse was full of pancake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 what do you call a fish out of water? dead No lemony, you actually make sense. The point is not too make sense because fish are driving bicycles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 A man was asking his neighbor for some tea bags for borrowing as he had some relatives all of a sudden. The neighbor refused telling "I can't give you tea bags, because my dog has been bitten by the bugs"... Can any of you think of some more "makes sense" answers?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Why did the man sleep on the lamp? because his donkey caught chicken pox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 so here i am, this dog's having a seizure, i'm freakin' out, i still have half a pie left and on top of all of that these jokes started making sense hows that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Normally, I would go down to the orange eating grass tree, but today I've decided to find the flying octupus which just so happens to be opening for led zepplin underwater today, and I just can't ignore uncle sam, so I'm going down there with my dead cat to make amends with robert plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Normally, I would go down to the orange eating grass tree, but today I've decided to find the flying octupus which just so happens to be opening for led zepplin underwater today, and I just can't ignore uncle sam, so I'm going down there with my dead cat to make amends with robert plant. NICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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If a canoe lost one wheel, how many pancakes could fit in a doghouse?
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