I just threw this together so I hope it is alright.
The place I am
You do not know
For if you did
You would say so
So sit right down
Let’s play a game
And I will put
You all to shame
I could be near
I could be far
I’ll go by train
Or plane or car
Just a short time
You have to look
To try and find
The thing I took
So start your search
Get on the case
And go to where
The crime took place
You call me evil
You call me vile
I really don’t care
That’s just my style
Now away I go
To plan a heist
And steal a thing
That’s highly priced
So if you think
You can find me
Come have a seat
And we will see
But first things first
Just for my mirth
Find my henchmen
To prove your worth
Do you know me?
think Time Out was going for appropriate anagrams within the clues which got me going -
2. Displaying a jelly roll in gastronomic splendor.
3. No surprise; the best ones are rarely inexpensive.
Now the numbers make sense. I thought it meant length of words.