Magic_luver101

•How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears? •Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them? •Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? •Would a fly without wings be called a walk? •Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? •If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? •If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime? •Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work? •If trailer parks didn't exist would tornadoes exist? •If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer? •How can there be self-help groups? •Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new? •Do little angels have car seats in their chariots in heaven? •Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it? •If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday? •How come the idiot is always in charge? •Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? •If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know

•Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing? •Why is the word abbreviate so long? •Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes? •If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? •Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color? •Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to? •If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi? •What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news? •In the wintertime, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground? •Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it BEGINS ringing? •Why do we but a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? •How many turtles does it take to make one can of turtle wax? •Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? •How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but he always ducks when someone throws a gun at him? •If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out? •If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

•Can fat people go skinny-dipping? •If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? •Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? •How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? •How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning? •How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes? •Is the grass really greener on the other side? •How come you never hear about grunted employees? •If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? •Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? •Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street? •Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? •If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? •Why does unscented hairspray smell? •If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? •Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? •Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?

•Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down? •Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? •Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? •Why do psychics have to ask for your name? •Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? •Can you be a closet claustrophobic? •Why is it called a football when you really don't use your feet at all? •Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID? •Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do? •What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious? •Why don't penguins in Antarctica ever get frostbite? •Why do firehouses have Dalmatians? •If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat? •If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? •If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? •Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? •Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving? •Where do all the missing socks go? •Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting •Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese •Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

13) find big wooden cross cover with wite cloth that has red staines on it wedg kife in to cross take kife out and hide it every once in awile when you go out uppon returning wash knife and mark side of cross mutter about"that one being easy to elemate" and put knife back in cross keep this ou for as long as you can

no no pick me im cooler

how meny chuk norris joks are there none all are true

Dude that is perfict!!! *chortel chortel*

Not Good But What About The Racing Thoroughbred )

when you find the ^ funny cuz you read all 66 pages

cant stop laughing sides hurt

nice good joke

that is what i got but we will see