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#271 kestrelknight

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:03 AM

*hands you the world's largest toasted peanut butter and banana sandwich*

 

Bon appetit! Now you can be just like Elvis! (You know, in his later years...)


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 12:31 AM

YAY! Now I'm set for... 20 hours.  :lol:

 

I wish someone would make a wish. Other than myself.


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 04:28 AM

Granted you now have multiple personalities, Here take my wish....


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 04:57 AM

Ugh. Life is pointless. I wish-

4 PUPI3S AND KITI3S ADN-

the complete and utter destruction of-

la mujer que ha roto mi corazón en dos.

 

(in dumb, nasal voice) And bananas! Don't ferget da bananas!


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 03:54 PM

Wish translation:
I wish for puppies and kitties and the complete and utter destruction of the woman that broke my heart in two. Plus bananas.
Granted, the earth explodes, destroying everyone including you. All the puppies and kitties and bananas land in a heap on top of you. Fortunately, the kitties and puppies survive and feast happily on bananas forever.
I wish that I had found a nice, competent genie who will not corrupt my wish instead of finding this mean genie in a bottle.

Edited by Kikacat123, 20 August 2013 - 03:56 PM.

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 04:32 PM

Granted. However, the genie, who was top of his class at Genies University and very well liked, had never met any mortal before and panicked on your wishes, accidentally sending himself into a wormhole and me (evil genie) to you.

Hi. What's your wish insignificant mortal?


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 07:18 PM

I said a competent genie.
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Posted 21 August 2013 - 01:21 AM

He was... in theory. Just not in practice. :P


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 21 August 2013 - 10:02 AM

I wish to actually look like my avatar. Now, because this wish is pretty much already corrupt (geez, people, look at my avatar), what you've got to do, genie, is make the wish into something positive. :D


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Posted 23 August 2013 - 12:22 AM

Granted. You are now Kestrel Knight! A green block with "KK" on the the front by day and... well, all the time. You are hero to all; she who can do anything (except procreate)!

 

To quote Ed from "Ed, Edd n Eddy": I wish, I wish I was a fish.


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.





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