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#251 BobbyGo

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 05:53 PM

Granted.  A platter of cookies appears before you.  They are the most delightfully delicious cookies ever created.  They also cause instant death upon consumption.  The glass containing the milk is shatter-proof and has no lid.

 

I wish, with complete control on my behalf, to be perfectly fluent in every dialect of every language, real or made up.  This applies to both written and spoken languages and does not cause any diminished performance of my senses, cognitive functions, or other abilities.


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 02:33 AM

Granted, I hope you are prepared for a bout of depression considering how often people say offensive things about you in other languages

I wish yugufu zub zub gril habagrash umen repely nashon


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 10:22 PM

Granted.  Unfortunately, the genie got his Yagobish dialects mixed up, so instead of "I wish I could have the most amazing life ever" he heard "I wish I could catch the most amazing disease ever:... which, in case it isn't obvious, is incurable and fatal within an hour of contraction.

 

I wish I had a basket of kittens to play with.


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Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:29 AM

Granted, 1000 kittens delivered in one big basket to your place. They have not been house trained and you did not request kitty litter.

I wish noise control was more efficient (too much meowing from dyalDragons place)


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 06:50 AM

Granted, No one can talk anymore and you go insane as you think you've gone deaf...:P

 

I wish I was more...organised...:D


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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:34 PM

Granted, No one can talk anymore and you go insane as you think you've gone deaf... :P

 

I wish I was more...organised... :D

Granted... your body parts are now organized alphabetically from top to bottom instead of in the order that developed naturally through millions of years of evolution.

 

I with I didn't have a lithp.


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#257 Molly Mae

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 09:27 PM

 

Granted, No one can talk anymore and you go insane as you think you've gone deaf... :P

 

I wish I was more...organised... :D

Granted... your body parts are now organized alphabetically from top to bottom instead of in the order that developed naturally through millions of years of evolution.

 

I with I didn't have a lithp.

 

You lost your lithp without realising it, but you maintain your lisp.  Or your inability to type without a lisp.

 

I wish for a response to this wish.  The response may be positive, negative, or neutral, as long as the response exists for any amount of time.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 11:21 PM

Your wish is granted...and now wasted. Enjoy!
I wish that you (the genie) will not corrupt my, or anyone else's wish. (Now at least others can get their wishes)
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 02:38 PM

Your wish is granted...and now wasted. Enjoy!
I wish that you (the genie) will not corrupt my, or anyone else's wish. (Now at least others can get their wishes)

 

Granted.  Wishes must now be fulfilled as expected.

I wish that you (the genie) will corrupt my, or anyone else's wish.


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 10:51 PM

granted. since i must currupt that wish, i change the order of the words such that the wish reads:

my (the genie) that you corrupt  I wish or anyone else's wish will.


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