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Things you learn from tv/movies

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-when in a car chase you must never shoot their tires. this will cause the car chase to end.

haha roflmao

- all phone numbers, all of them, begin with "55"

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- No matter where you are...If you are being chased by a deranged killer, your cell phone will never be able to pick up a signal (This is true for a single person or a group...Even with different service providers).

lol that reminds me...

-if you're spying on someone, there is a 100% chance that your cell phone will ring, even if you have it set on vibrate ;)

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In slow motion, you always get to outrun the bullet! :lol:

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When falling from 3 stories, a hero will always get back up and keep running.

But when a bad guy tries the same thing, he always dies.

If you are shot in the Achilles tendon you can keep running and then be dangled from a helicopter and dropped 2 stories to a concrete roof, and still be alright.

(The Matrix!)

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Never say "this can't get any worse" or things will get worse.

This applies to "it's all over" as well.

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In slow motion, you always get to outrun the bullet! laugh.gif

But in real time, everyone dies.

Bad guys always ask for last words. Pick these carefully. You actually don't have to because no matter what you say you survive.

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When running from an enemy, don't rush. You know you'll escape.

When chasing an enemy, it doesn't matter how fast you run. The enemy is always rounding the next corner.

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When your car breaks down in the middle of the night, don't worry. There's always that spooky old house to ask for help. I doubt there'll be vampires in the basement or anything……………

Of course, there will be.

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-Doctor Evil and Green Goblin, and every other evil villain all have the same laugh (are they related?)

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If you are the main character, you will never run out of ammunition before the enemy. :D

edit: spelling

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These are awesome. Reminds me of another website (caution: I've spent hours at a time read through those)

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If a bomb is going to go off in 10 seconds don't worry, you can talk to your friend for a minute

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instead

If you end up putting a girl in danger, you will endup making out with her just a half hour later.

If someone shoots you in the torso, and you fall of a skyscraper into the freezing sea, you will still survive

even trained assasinators hesitate when they see a kid

even when you are face down in the sea for hours on end with two bullet wounds in the back, you will survive, but have amnesia.

when you tell someone to come alone they will ALWAYS come with about 500 backup people

snipers will always shoot from the tops of builidings behind HUGE letters

bad guys will drive silver pruises, and, even if you've never seen the car in your life, you will always know its the bad guy.

if you are the good guy, you are not necessarily innocent

JASON BOURNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (bourne sumpremecy, borne ultimatum, and borne somethin....yes, tehy are out of order)

if someone is about to shoot you, dont worry, they will kill your girlfriends (whos right next to you)

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the creepily annoying, pathetic wannabee somehow always ends up dying or getting hurt.

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i lol'd so hard at these. ok here are mine:

-if your best friend is of the opposite gender, you will always always end up with them.

-if you are tied up with someone else, you will always have a knife in your back pocket that they are able to reach (or vice versa).

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there is always a villian

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- When running away, you are required to trip and fall at least once.

- If you can exploit the baddie's innermost fear, he will instantly forget all contempt for you and you will be friends for life.

- when running away from a bad guy, always remember to either turn around and see if he's there, yet still run in a straight line, or stop to see if they are there

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haha roflmao

- all phone numbers, all of them, begin with "55"

- everyone knows everyone's phone number off the top of their head

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there is always a villian

so true

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- everyone knows everyone's phone number off the top of their head

lol

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It is always required that when "not hungry" or "too nervous to eat" that the meal is the person's favorite food.

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wow haha these are amazing it makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only one who notices how shows can be so weird sometimes :D

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when the "damsel in destress" needs rescuing, she always had a chance to put makeup on but very little clothing...

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it is required that when something the hero has been wanting forever is offered... he doesnt want it anymore :blink:

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everyone wears the same clothes everyday

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