Guest Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 -when in a car chase you must never shoot their tires. this will cause the car chase to end. haha roflmao - all phone numbers, all of them, begin with "55" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itachi-san Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 - No matter where you are...If you are being chased by a deranged killer, your cell phone will never be able to pick up a signal (This is true for a single person or a group...Even with different service providers). lol that reminds me... -if you're spying on someone, there is a 100% chance that your cell phone will ring, even if you have it set on vibrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andromeda Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 In slow motion, you always get to outrun the bullet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 (edited) When falling from 3 stories, a hero will always get back up and keep running. But when a bad guy tries the same thing, he always dies. If you are shot in the Achilles tendon you can keep running and then be dangled from a helicopter and dropped 2 stories to a concrete roof, and still be alright. (The Matrix!) Edited December 21, 2008 by RainThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Never say "this can't get any worse" or things will get worse. This applies to "it's all over" as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 In slow motion, you always get to outrun the bullet! laugh.gif But in real time, everyone dies. Bad guys always ask for last words. Pick these carefully. You actually don't have to because no matter what you say you survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 When running from an enemy, don't rush. You know you'll escape. When chasing an enemy, it doesn't matter how fast you run. The enemy is always rounding the next corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) When your car breaks down in the middle of the night, don't worry. There's always that spooky old house to ask for help. I doubt there'll be vampires in the basement or anything…………… Of course, there will be. Edited November 8, 2009 by Child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 -Doctor Evil and Green Goblin, and every other evil villain all have the same laugh (are they related?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 (edited) If you are the main character, you will never run out of ammunition before the enemy. edit: spelling Edited November 11, 2009 by harvey45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 These are awesome. Reminds me of another website (caution: I've spent hours at a time read through those) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 If a bomb is going to go off in 10 seconds don't worry, you can talk to your friend for a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 instead If you end up putting a girl in danger, you will endup making out with her just a half hour later. If someone shoots you in the torso, and you fall of a skyscraper into the freezing sea, you will still survive even trained assasinators hesitate when they see a kid even when you are face down in the sea for hours on end with two bullet wounds in the back, you will survive, but have amnesia. when you tell someone to come alone they will ALWAYS come with about 500 backup people snipers will always shoot from the tops of builidings behind HUGE letters bad guys will drive silver pruises, and, even if you've never seen the car in your life, you will always know its the bad guy. if you are the good guy, you are not necessarily innocent JASON BOURNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (bourne sumpremecy, borne ultimatum, and borne somethin....yes, tehy are out of order)if someone is about to shoot you, dont worry, they will kill your girlfriends (whos right next to you) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 the creepily annoying, pathetic wannabee somehow always ends up dying or getting hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 i lol'd so hard at these. ok here are mine: -if your best friend is of the opposite gender, you will always always end up with them. -if you are tied up with someone else, you will always have a knife in your back pocket that they are able to reach (or vice versa). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 there is always a villian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 - When running away, you are required to trip and fall at least once. - If you can exploit the baddie's innermost fear, he will instantly forget all contempt for you and you will be friends for life. - when running away from a bad guy, always remember to either turn around and see if he's there, yet still run in a straight line, or stop to see if they are there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 haha roflmao - all phone numbers, all of them, begin with "55" - everyone knows everyone's phone number off the top of their head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 there is always a villian so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 - everyone knows everyone's phone number off the top of their head lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 It is always required that when "not hungry" or "too nervous to eat" that the meal is the person's favorite food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 wow haha these are amazing it makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only one who notices how shows can be so weird sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 when the "damsel in destress" needs rescuing, she always had a chance to put makeup on but very little clothing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 it is required that when something the hero has been wanting forever is offered... he doesnt want it anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 everyone wears the same clothes everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.