Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I totally disagree with yo mama jokes, but I think that you'll all like this one... "Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same. What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed. You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: yo mama's fat." -xkcd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 ooh........u could try that on a science whiz (nerd) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 These are some of my all time favorites: Yo mama is sooo fat, She jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama is sooo fat, when God said "Let there be light." He made her move! Yo mama is sooo fat, she bleeds biscuts and gravy! Yo mama is sooo fat, her waist size is EQUATOR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 your mama soooo fat she step on an electric scale and it said one at atime please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Yo mamma is stupid enough not to believe in Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Yo mamma's so dumb, her IQ is negative infinty. Yo mamma's so fat, I forgot what planet she is. Yo momma's so old, she remember's the Big Bang waking her up. Yo mamma's so dumb, my friend borrowed her brain for a few days and she was fine. Yo mamma's so old and fat, she gave birth to the Big Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Yo momma's so fat her gravitational attraction goes up a CUBE of the distance instead of the square. (the alt-text from that xkcd comic) Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick yo momma across the solar system. He bounced off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Did you know that the largest star that we know of is known as VY Canis Majoris? Did you also know it is NOT the biggest object that we know of? Nope. It's YO MAMMA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Nice content. Very funny gives me more plz........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick yo momma across the solar system. He bounced off. *whispers* Chuck Norris will find you. He will get revenge. I suggest you prepare a grave... Kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plasmid Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Nice content. Very funny gives me more plz........ Yo mama so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with flesh eating virus and gave her seventeen years to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 your mama so big that when pirates saw her they said land ahoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Your momma is so fat when she wears a yellow shirt people yell "TAXI!" Your momma is so fat when she wears a red shirt people yell "Oh yeah Kool-Aid" Your momma is so stupid she put a screen door on a submarine. Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Time for a slight variation. Q: Your mom is so fat, how do you get her to stop eating? You take the 'f' out of 'weigh' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it casts her reflection because that's what mirrors do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 me have 1 yo mamma so big that when pirates see her they say land ahoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 sorry i forgot to say fools on thechad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 fools on thechad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 @Chad I don't get the last one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 It is kind of a riddle, one that works better when spoken. Think of how you can take the letter 'F' out of the word 'weigh' and say everything out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 It is kind of a riddle, one that works better when spoken. Think of how you can take the letter 'F' out of the word 'weigh' and say everything out loud. But don't say it out loud in front of anybody...especially your parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 mewminator Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 a 3 year old post that's going with 3 pages: Yo mama's so fat when she went to the theater she sat next to everybody one for the road: yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback is a refund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Ok, here's the spoiler for my joke.There is no 'f' in 'weigh' Now say that out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Oh..... Wow, I've actually heard that one before..... I feel really stupid now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died. I was told that one in school the other day. :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I totally disagree with yo mama jokes, but I think that you'll all like this one...
"Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of
inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same.
What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be
true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to
force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed.
You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: yo mama's
fat."
-xkcd
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