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I totally disagree with yo mama jokes, but I think that you'll all like this one...

"Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of

inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same.

What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be

true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to

force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed.

You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: yo mama's

fat."

-xkcd

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These are some of my all time favorites:

Yo mama is sooo fat, She jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama is sooo fat, when God said "Let there be light." He made her move!

Yo mama is sooo fat, she bleeds biscuts and gravy!

Yo mama is sooo fat, her waist size is EQUATOR!

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Yo mamma's so dumb, her IQ is negative infinty.

Yo mamma's so fat, I forgot what planet she is.

Yo momma's so old, she remember's the Big Bang waking her up.

Yo mamma's so dumb, my friend borrowed her brain for a few days and she was fine.

Yo mamma's so old and fat, she gave birth to the Big Bang.

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Yo momma's so fat her gravitational attraction goes up a CUBE of the distance instead of the square.

(the alt-text from that xkcd comic)

Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick yo momma across the solar system. He bounced off.

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Your momma is so fat when she wears a yellow shirt people yell "TAXI!"

Your momma is so fat when she wears a red shirt people yell "Oh yeah Kool-Aid"

Your momma is so stupid she put a screen door on a submarine.

Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Time for a slight variation.

Q: Your mom is so fat, how do you get her to stop eating?

You take the 'f' out of 'weigh'

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