Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam".
A sandwich walks into a bar, The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here".
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road".
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?"
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive".
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?" I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays or Fridays".
When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He said to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
When I saw a ship load of tortoises crash into a train load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Four fonts walked into a bar and the barman shouted, "Get out, we don't want your type in here".
A man entered the local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam".
A sandwich walks into a bar, The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here".
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road".
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?"
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive".
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do splits?"
He asked "How flexible are you?" I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays or Fridays".
When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He said to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
When I saw a ship load of tortoises crash into a train load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Four fonts walked into a bar and the barman shouted, "Get out, we don't want your type in here".
A man entered the local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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