TheCube Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Have you ever heard of the "How wet was it?" jokes? Usually me and my friends, after a rainy day, would tell them to each other. Here's an example: It was so wet that I saw Noah's Ark come by. Got it? Good. I would like to see some very creative ones. They are sort of like "Yo Mama" jokes. All it is asking is how wet it was. Let's go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 (edited) It was so wet that the old man woke up... Or rather, stopped snoring... Edited May 22, 2011 by Aaryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 it was so wet that i would not have to take another bath for the rest of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 it was so wet that water beds and regular beds became the same. ...i have to admit, it does sound like this thread has a double meaning...im sorry. I just thought id comment on that. my mind is just... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 It was so wet that there was an excuse for Larry King to have a stain on his suspenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 It was so wet that wood was literally "waterlogged" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 It was so wet that Chuck Norris drowned *Someone listening* "DAMN!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 It was so wet that there was nowhere you can find anything dry every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Anon26 Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 It was so wet that my water proof watch got soggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 It is so wet that if lightning strikes, I know that we are all done for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Its so wet that all of Hoover said "Damn!" but it was gone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 haha it was so wet that the rain seemed dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I came up with the above after remembering Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse) It was so wet (well, rainy works better) that the double rainbow guy gave up hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 It was so wet that now I realize why they call it the blue planet, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 It was so wet that I was told to bring not only an umbrella but an inner tube outside when it rained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 It was so wet, God had to type impulse 83 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 It was so wet--That's what she said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 It was so wet--That's what she said! EXACTLY what i thought of when i first saw this topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 It was so wet--That's what she said! *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 It was so wet--That's what she said! lawl. So you want to say "The moisture in the air was to so great. . ."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 lawl. So you want to say "The moisture in the air was to so great. . ."? That's also what she said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 so much wrong here...so much wrong. It was so wet that the world became one giant pool party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 It was so wet that nobody cared about the Gulf Spill anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 It was so wet that all the water overflowed from Earth, and now there's a never-ending waterfall in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 It was so wet.....the raincoats have raincoats!!! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 It was so wet the deserts became oceans again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Have you ever heard of the "How wet was it?" jokes? Usually me and my friends, after a rainy day, would tell them to each other. Here's an example:
It was so wet that I saw Noah's Ark come by.
Got it? Good. I would like to see some very creative ones. They are sort of like "Yo Mama" jokes. All it is asking is how wet it was. Let's go!
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