[TheCube]

Here is a riddle worth pondering of a panda in a restaurant. It goes:

A panda was found going into a restaurant. After he ordered and ate, he shot at the waiter and left as if nothing happened. When the cops asked the panda why he did that, he said, "Hey! I was only living up to what I was expected of in the dictionary. So, the cops looked up "panda" in the dictionary. What was the definition of "panda"?

Edited May 1, 2011 by TheCube

[plainglazed]

a solitary, independent, animal that eats shoots and leaves.

[Aaryan]

please try to search up your riddle before you post!

[Molly Mae]

a solitary, independent, animal that eats shoots and leaves.

I'm laughing so hard that there are tears in my eyes. That's awesome.

[fabpig]

That's been cleaned up considerably since I first heard it.

Eats shoots and leaves

Edited May 2, 2011 by fabpig

[TheCube]

Plainglazed got the puzzle correct.