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Here is a riddle worth pondering of a panda in a restaurant. It goes:

A panda was found going into a restaurant. After he ordered and ate, he shot at the waiter and left as if nothing happened. When the cops asked the panda why he did that, he said, "Hey! I was only living up to what I was expected of in the dictionary. So, the cops looked up "panda" in the dictionary. What was the definition of "panda"?

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a solitary, independent, animal that eats shoots and leaves.

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I'm laughing so hard that there are tears in my eyes. That's awesome.

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