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THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING A SURGERY

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there.

6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex?

7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

8. There go the lights again!

9. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em.

10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.

12. What's this doing here?

13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

14. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?

15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

17. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!

18. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

19. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

20. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

21. Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.

22. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!"

23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

24. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.

25. I learned that when I studied to be a vet.

26. Tilt that TV this way. I can't see the game

27. Welp, there's a first time for everything

28. I hope this guy has life insurance.

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"All drugged up? Bobby, you can touch him wherever you'd like now, just remember to give me my 20 dollars by Friday"

"You gave him our weed when we got high? That was like, 6o dough for an ounce! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CONDUCT ANOTHER SURGERY!"

"If he makes us fail another autopsy I swear I'll kill him!"

"Ewww, BLOOD! don't touch him!"

"Whoa! I'm not performing anything unless I know that he's fully of the Aryan race.

I would hate to have these doctors

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I love them. How about these?

I said take out the sliver, not take out his liver!

What's this guy doing in the cadaver lab??

...Well at least he has another one.

Hey, it regenerates, right?

*Pfffffff* Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have touched his lung.

Let me know if you feel this scalpel. I'm not sure I numbed the right nerve.

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THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING A SURGERY

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there.

6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex?

7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

DAMMMMMMN LOL! That's the funniest s*** ever!

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Nice one Benjer3

Some more:

Well guys, this will be an experiment for all of us

I almost....just finished and you tellin me his left leg was not to be amputated?

What are these? Maggots?

I hope they have more space in the morgue

After everything we did I cant beleive this guy is still alive

Don't worry, ain't nothin' a little duct tape won't cure...

I had a bad feeling about this case, but that tarot card reader made me feel much better.

If you can't feel your legs, it's because you don't have any.

It didn't work on that guy, let's try it with this one.

What do you think, 4.99 a pound?

This is the part where I always get stuck.

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haha omg i can't stop laughing! XD

i got a few.

'Am i suppose to cut this out or what? Nevermind it'll probably grow back'

'Is this squishy thing suppose to be here?'

'How am i suppose to know that this guy was just in a coma?'

'Now where did i put that heart?'

'Er............'

'Stand back! there's a cockroach in here!'

'Why do i have this sudden sinking feeling....Oops!'

'Don't worry Ma'am, life is always filled with pain.'

'Yes! i've finished--oh crap.'

'Argh! i just dropped my knife in this bloody mess!'

'Welcome to hell.'

'Welcome! How will you like to be sliced?'

I hope they're funny...XD

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dyou think his meat could pass as chicken? cause if so...

...i think i just stepped on his liver...oopsies?

wait - 2 for 1 special at starbucks? im there!

can you grab me a coffee? im getting a bit tired

...dyou think he acually NEEDED that? i hope not...

oh dear, i hope the tornado doesnt do anything to him/her

yah know, his skin is vibrating a lot...think i could use it as a drum?

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Wudya mean I need a license for this?

(over intercom) Okay everyone, get outta there. You're all fired. Oh, and just leave that guy. Someone will be around later to take him to the morgue.

Ummmm... Anyone seen my sandwich?

This reminds me of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Hey, anyone got a chainsaw?! (starts up chainsaw)

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wait... I thought that the heart was on the RIGHT side... hmm... I think I'll move it over a bit... he'll thank me later.

Charlie, If a guy's screaming, it means that the anesthesia worked, right?

Quick, Bob, knock 'im out again, maybe we can get him to the morgue and down under before those doctors' bodies get found.

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