Anon26 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING A SURGERY 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there. 6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex? 7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 8. There go the lights again! 9. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em. 10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. 12. What's this doing here? 13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. 14. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one? 15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right? 17. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?! 18. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. 19. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 20. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card? 21. Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough. 22. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!" 23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! 24. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing. 25. I learned that when I studied to be a vet. 26. Tilt that TV this way. I can't see the game 27. Welp, there's a first time for everything 28. I hope this guy has life insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Oh, my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 (edited) "All drugged up? Bobby, you can touch him wherever you'd like now, just remember to give me my 20 dollars by Friday" "You gave him our weed when we got high? That was like, 6o dough for an ounce! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CONDUCT ANOTHER SURGERY!" "If he makes us fail another autopsy I swear I'll kill him!" "Ewww, BLOOD! don't touch him!" "Whoa! I'm not performing anything unless I know that he's fully of the Aryan race. I would hate to have these doctors Edited May 1, 2011 by Q-Cumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 haha!! thanks for making me laugh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Anon26 Posted May 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Np I just had them compiled when my sis was gonna have some minor surgery...I emailed her before the surgery.....you see so that she did be at ease throughout.......what else cute little bros are for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 benjer3 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 I love them. How about these? I said take out the sliver, not take out his liver! What's this guy doing in the cadaver lab?? ...Well at least he has another one. Hey, it regenerates, right? *Pfffffff* Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have touched his lung. Let me know if you feel this scalpel. I'm not sure I numbed the right nerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Anon26 Posted May 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 some more: If I could just remember how they did this last week.... Hurry Hurry, Just pack it in the Ice and no one will get any wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING A SURGERY 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there. 6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex? 7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? DAMMMMMMN LOL! That's the funniest s*** ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 benjer3 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Maybe I shouldn't have had so much coffee this morning. Under license, I'm supposed to tell you that I have AIDS. But don't worry, it only spreads through bl-- Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Anon26 Posted May 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Nice one Benjer3 Some more: Well guys, this will be an experiment for all of us I almost....just finished and you tellin me his left leg was not to be amputated? What are these? Maggots? I hope they have more space in the morgue After everything we did I cant beleive this guy is still alive Don't worry, ain't nothin' a little duct tape won't cure... I had a bad feeling about this case, but that tarot card reader made me feel much better. If you can't feel your legs, it's because you don't have any. It didn't work on that guy, let's try it with this one. What do you think, 4.99 a pound? This is the part where I always get stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 haha omg i can't stop laughing! XD i got a few. 'Am i suppose to cut this out or what? Nevermind it'll probably grow back' 'Is this squishy thing suppose to be here?' 'How am i suppose to know that this guy was just in a coma?' 'Now where did i put that heart?' 'Er............' 'Stand back! there's a cockroach in here!' 'Why do i have this sudden sinking feeling....Oops!' 'Don't worry Ma'am, life is always filled with pain.' 'Yes! i've finished--oh crap.' 'Argh! i just dropped my knife in this bloody mess!' 'Welcome to hell.' 'Welcome! How will you like to be sliced?' I hope they're funny...XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 dark_magician_92 Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 lol! wow these were tne best 1 liners i have evrr heard in my life. i didnt know surgeons can do this just to come on Brainden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 dyou think his meat could pass as chicken? cause if so... ...i think i just stepped on his liver...oopsies? wait - 2 for 1 special at starbucks? im there! can you grab me a coffee? im getting a bit tired ...dyou think he acually NEEDED that? i hope not... oh dear, i hope the tornado doesnt do anything to him/her yah know, his skin is vibrating a lot...think i could use it as a drum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Anon26 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) Some of the Mangamaths freak were hilarious and peace, the chicken one was good Edited June 27, 2011 by Anon26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Wudya mean I need a license for this? (over intercom) Okay everyone, get outta there. You're all fired. Oh, and just leave that guy. Someone will be around later to take him to the morgue. Ummmm... Anyone seen my sandwich? This reminds me of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Hey, anyone got a chainsaw?! (starts up chainsaw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Anon26 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Chainsaw one is nice.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 "Hmmmm... I wonder how fast we could this with a butcher's knife, sewing needle and thread, and gorilla tape..." "Scalpel... forceps... Chuck Norris..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 flamebirde Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 wait... I thought that the heart was on the RIGHT side... hmm... I think I'll move it over a bit... he'll thank me later. Charlie, If a guy's screaming, it means that the anesthesia worked, right? Quick, Bob, knock 'im out again, maybe we can get him to the morgue and down under before those doctors' bodies get found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING A SURGERY
1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there.
6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex?
7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
8. There go the lights again!
9. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em.
10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
12. What's this doing here?
13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
14. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?
15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
17. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!
18. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
19. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
20. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
21. Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
22. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!"
23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
24. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
25. I learned that when I studied to be a vet.
26. Tilt that TV this way. I can't see the game
27. Welp, there's a first time for everything
28. I hope this guy has life insurance.
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