Letter Exchange - most responses

[peace*out]

so...
i post a word, and you have to change a letter to make a new word. you can also add or subtract a letter...try not to repeat!! (you can use proper nouns too!)





STARTING OFF WITH!:
Pale

mute

cute
cut
cat
mat
Matt
mate
male
mule
...
get it?

[fabpig]

I've been to the pub and I asked HEATHER and she said

(BEEP)

[Aaryan]

I own a beautiful FEATHER pen that I really want to KEEP.

[fabpig]

Wonder what the WEATHER is gonna be? better consult the KELP.

This is the most surreal thread ever. I love it. Don't care about the continuity (within reason) - it keeps me smiling.

[Guest]

Please HELP me WREATHE this decoration

Edited April 2, 2011 by Perry the Platypus

[Aaryan]

CARP STUN

and fabpig- i suck at making sentences.

and the curr3nt joke was funny...wierd once i got it, but funny.

Er, can someone please explain this to me?

The curr3nt joke.

Edited April 2, 2011 by Aaryan

[curr3nt]

@Aaryan - *sigh*

take rr3 out of curr3nt

found this from wikipedia to explain to Americans...

however when used with a positive qualifier (good, funny, clever, etc.) in countries such as Britain, New Zealand and Australia, it conveys a positive sense of the object or person referred to

Of course that won't stop some people from being offended anyways but I figure if they are reading this then they wanted to be offended. I did warn them in the spoiler message so it is really their fault. But that is a subject best left to the Other section.

edit - if you haven't noticed Fabpig isn't a yankee

Edited April 2, 2011 by curr3nt

[Guest]

The dog YELPs when I BREATHE.

[Guest]

jj

Edited April 2, 2011 by Mr. Smarto

[Guest]

...while the cat YELLs when someone's BREATH stinks.

[Guest]

Normally its own.

"SELL me cat toothpaste?" I ask of the BREATHY model in the chemist (on tv).

[tiger_lily111]

Can't you see I'm on my CELL, you BREACHY man?!

[fabpig]

Is that the CALL to say you're in BREACH of contract

[Guest]

Sorry, couldn't call ya, ALL it says is that your phone's out of REACH.

[Aaryan]

Don't throw that BALL at my stomach, you made me RETCH!

[Quag]

ill send you a BILL because you made me FETCH the paper

[Guest]

You will rarely feel ILL despite the movement of this KETCH we are sailing to Lahlahland.

[fabpig]

Where there's a WILL, there's a way to get ETCH into this sentence.

[Guest]

To WILE away the time, if you have to, you can scratch that ITCH.

[tiger_lily111]

WHILE you're scratching, no need to whine like a ... WITCH.

[Guest]

Getting late, nearly time to press that WHITE SWITCH.

[Quag]

excuse my english accent but SHITE that guy`s a SNITCH

[Guest]

Yeah mate - he's tryin' to STITCH you up out of SPITE.

[tiger_lily111]

That's because he was so mad he could SPIT when someone else took the STICH in the game of pinochle.

Edited April 4, 2011 by tiger_lily111

[Guest]

That's because he was so mad he could SPIT when someone else took the STICH in the game of pinochle.

Never heard of that STICH word before, and what does a line of poetry have to do with the card game pinochle anyway ?

They are still two valid words though, I was just thrown by their use together.

Edited April 4, 2011 by WombatBreath

[Guest]

So mad in fact that he "SPAT it" and set about them with a STICK.