akaslickster
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Lots of these are very funny but will not actually work to be off for the day. Instead, use the old reliable exuse that never fails unless over-used. "Hello boss, I'm not able to come in to work today, I got the runs and I need to stay within 10 feet of a toilet or it will drip out of my pants." Perfect for the first or second call-off.
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Just click on discussion in my signature.
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Would you mind telling us why your opinion is such? People have already went on about the good and bad points of each type of animal. Can you add something that has not been posted, to back up your opinion?
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Why did the road cross the chicken?
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Who can forget this oldie but goodie? When we were kids it was thought to be true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
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My classmate was always pulling the fire alarm and never got caught. We always had drill practice on April fools.
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Well, maybe not a big deal but, I typed into the search engine (blonde+jokes), in the jokes forum and pulled this and more. smart blonde (CLEAN JOKES ONLY!)
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Do you like aftershave?
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Hand it in. You'll get an "A". If the teacher is a fuss budget, you still get a "B".
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Great joke/wrong thread. Please check before starting new topics.
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I'm also bringing a poptart?
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I'm going to the party and bringing a toy airplane.
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Drydung, Lemonymelon, Akaslickster, Yellowsubmarine, Greycells, Unreality, Crazypainter, F_I_F, Twoaday, Bobbob, Nayana, Pw0nzd, Tolecnal, Frost, ROF, Lenochka, Mekal, Kat, Squirt, Dusty, Dnae, Ben Law, Rene83, Yoktado, Rockstar, Firebirdaz, Ravi, Phaze, Pacman Rules, Solemnraven, Peace*Out, Cryptic Chic, New guest, Woon, Engspangussian, Marinja, JIThu, Octopuppy, Blade, Duh Puck, Hellgate, Bodhi, RainThinker, Andromeda, CuteSparklezGirl, Guest_7314, Violent Pedestrian , Reaymond , Twin Pop, Skywalker, Fuzzalhuffenpuff, Beckie-X, Atlantis Welcome Atlantis!!! Feel free to dig deep for the Peace discussion thread and say your peace.
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Garthrax picked up an amulet off of the ground and did'nt know who it belonged to. He suddenly started to screech while he had his moment of hallucination. Luckily, no one was around at the time. He finally ran toward the nearest alley off of the street in which he roamed, and began to deal with his serious misconceptions, mentally, while climbing a ladder.
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Well you got that right. No one wants to read through spam. I could hardly find my post. So far there have'nt been any replies to this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post #67 Post #67
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Welcome back.
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Looks like the game has ended.
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I'll go to the party and bring nothing.
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Do you like pelicans?
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I don't get it. Sorry. Too hard for me.
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Garthrax has suddenly noticed that he is now with the Morte cult. He feels that he may be up to no good in the near future. He has not been hallucinating lately, but it could happen at any time.
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I got it , just had to look for the list.
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I suppose that I should post this: Riranor PLS correct if wrong. Name:Garthrax Age:33 Eyes:silver-blue from the mercury Human Cult:Nacht Role: infiltrator:Wields two handed guns like machine guns or larger weapons like RPG's to blow their enemies to smithereens Power1: Auto kill Power2: Can cripple one of the opponents limbs till the end of the battle Power3: *secret* Description: Tall, stocky and a mean disposition. Always wears dark crimson clothes. Background: Never had alot of friends or family and became more and more violent through the years. Garthrax is usually fine around the ladies. Positive Quality:Will kill if needed for the good. Negative Quality: He makes loud screeching sounds while he hallucinates. Weapons are:RPG launcher and AK 47. M6 and the shock glove
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I wish I could create a world too. Awesome. I would have walked away from the rap.
