akaslickster
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Too late now. I must have discouraged everyone.
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Walkin' On Water Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?' Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb @ss.
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His link does not work but, try mine. www.­fitbrains.­com
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Can you see the dog? How many faces? Do you see the face? Do you see the lovers?
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blondes' driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
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Here is something I can't wait for! The day I say good bye to the pump and say Hi to clean air. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...ideoid=55435295 I'm sure this in on youtube as well, though, I did'nt bother to look.
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I'm going to the party and bringing a goat.
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The words you have provided do not have the same rules as the ones that I like. Now you get it?
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Awesome joke. I'm in the lazy mule stage.
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I like pegs but, I don't like doornails I like gases but, I don't like lamps I like mesas but, I don't like tables I like a hippo but, I don't like an elephant I like kiwis but, I don't like apples I like green beans but, I don't like asparagus I like peanut but I don't like akaslickster I like pics but I don't like mirrors I like rifle but I don't like gun I like cold but I don't like heat I like milk but I don't like tea That's not true. What do all my likes have in common?
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I like gases but, I don't like lamps I like mesas but, I don't like tables
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I like a hippo but, I don't like an elephant I like kiwis but, I don't like apples I like green beans but, I don't like asparagus I like peanut but I don't like akaslickster I like pics but I don't like mirrors I like rifle but I don't like gun I like cold but I don't like heat I like milk but I don't like tea Don't give up now.X2
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Simple. Just have someone there who has ESP to agree or disagree. Torture is another method, like the water-boarding. Some peoples eyebrows curl and have a black line on their tongue if they are lying.(heresay)
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I like kiwis but, I don't like apples I like green beans but, I don't like asparagus I like peanut but I don't like akaslickster I like pics but I don't like mirrors I like rifle but I don't like gun I like cold but I don't like heat I like milk but I don't like tea Don't give up now.
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Give up folks? For the last hint: EDIT changed the "e" to an a . in asparagus.
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No need for apologies. I highly doubt that you are being prosecuted for being dishonest. When someone says they have reached a high level that others have not reached, it means that the person had discovered the trick to it. Unless, of course, the individual is only playing with your brain and, is only cheating themself, by trying to rile your sanity.
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I seen one, but in many places almost simultaneously.
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Certainly a first. Thanks for sharing.
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Thanks but, now it's too easy. EDIT:Gmaster479 had guessed it. Though I'm not telling.
