Oh noes! I'm helpleeeeesssssssss!
But wait! What's that on the ground? A genie's lamp! *rubs the lamp, causing a green genie to come out*
"Hey. I'm the only good genie in the world. After granting you one wish, I'm going to retire in sunny Florida! So, what'll it be?" the genie asks me.
"Well," I respond, "I used to be a genie, just like you. Unfortunately, some cruel master wished away my powers! I'd like them back, please."
"GRANTED!" he cries, and promptly disappears.
I wish for more wishes.