kestrelknight

Is it completely green? If not, is any of it green?

We'll have to go free-er.

Okay... *stretches arms* Allons-y!

Does it start with a vowel?

*hands you the world's largest toasted peanut butter and banana sandwich* Bon appetit! Now you can be just like Elvis! (You know, in his later years...)

I have a feeling this may take a while. Honestly, I'd forgotten that we had to write stories until your reminder. Perhaps the simple fact that this thread is active will make people come back.

*ahem* *cracks knuckles* Here we go.

Is it a common household object?

Thanks. I am pretty cool, aren't I? This was pretty good. Thanks yourself for starting it.

Is it inanimate?

Conga. (Honestly, I think it's more likely to be congratulations, as Rainman suggested. It would be the perfect answer )

"Nearest hotel? Sure, just hold on a moment, I'll look it up on my... Oh. Wait, never mind. Can't help you there, sorry," a young woman responds, looking quite downcast. "Did something happen to your phone?" you ask. "Yeah, actually. I lent it to this nice couple on holiday, and while the girl was using the phone, the guy was pacing. Suddenly, he tripped, and knocked her over. My phone flew out of her hand, and a man in a wheelchair ran over it. They repaid me double what the phone was worth, though, and apologized profusely. Well, at least he did. The girl just looked angry and confused." Bingo, you think to yourself. "Can you describe what they looked like?" you ask her. She shrugs, and tells you, "I wasn't really paying attention. I think the girl had brown hair, though. She was shorter than her boyfriend, too." "Did they maybe mention where they were going?" you ask, mentally crossing your fingers. "Well, the guy said something about the airport... He had a British accent, too," she says, grinning at the last part. "Thank you so much," you say, rushing off to the nearest airport, hoping that perhaps you'll find Kestrel and her captor there. Okay, people, I'm kinda sick right now, so I'll get the next part up when I'm not feeling quite so lousy.

Continuum.

Cotton Colour Color Coat

"Abseiling? What do you mean?" one man responds. "Never mind," you say, then move on. Another replies, "It must be great! I saw some guy abseil down the outside of a hotel! It was wicked!" You ask a third person, and their eyes widen with fear, then narrow. "You'd be wise to keep out of matters that are not your own," she tells you with a crisp British accent, then turns away and leaves the building.

The

Fish Fingers (Doctor Who Reference!)

Finally back. So, ask away, and I'll tell you what the people say.

Lots Of Words.

This Is More Difficult Than I Anticipated... Random?

Good job, guys! I'll give you the next part i the next few days, because I'm super busy, and it's difficult to fit in writing a riddle with everything else. Don't worry, though, I should be able to do it soon!

Cab.

Buddy.

*cracks up laughing* Sorry, no. Just trying to fit "tower" in. First tower I thought of. *shrug* I suppose.

Batman.