Sports are a dangerous thing
Pulled a tendon,
Now a muscle is stretched,
A little low dive,
Now whole knee scratched.
Sprint hard and stop,
The jerk will get your back,
quickly turn around,
Now there's a twist in your leg.
And Now you run,
and Now you fall.
Cracked is the collar-bone,
And socket out of ball.
Lying on the floor,
Luck is bad, you know
For you came in a Porsche,
and in an ambulance you go.
You walkin on crutches,
Plastered is your hand,
your wrist smell of ointments,
Around your back is a band.
Sports are a dangerous things,
A synonym to suicide.
Dont know why, so many prefer,
A quicker way is Cyanide.
~Anon26