In my neck of the woods, it goes:
Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights are a San Francisco left.
Others -
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you can't win, make your opponents lose.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
Madness takes its toll, please keep exact change.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?