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The government confirmed that my conspiracy theory was true--but that's exactly what they want you to think.

I love going on Brainden and checking out the One-up me section, but that's exactly why I failed my exams.

Nevermind. It's too long.

One Hundred Rights The following is all but two or three, though I am ordered often just to be. I share an attribute with our green earth and with the U.S. dime in terms of worth. So many men have claimed to marry me despite my rage and some say lunacy. I might be found out twice inside a cup, but only if you turn me facing up. I'm found inside all ice but not the air. For look among the lookers and I'm there. What am I?

Because it specifically imitates Timmy Inghams wardrobe - dark azure.

I had some spare time now so here are my workings.

I'm dead, but that exactly what mafia is about, right?

if TREE = 1 EASE if = 1 then ???E because EAST = 0 If = 0 then T??? because TRUE = 1 GROG = 0, EASE = 0 and TREE/TRUE both = 1 then can't be ??U?.

My bad. I should have wrote a disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: MoMa is not responsible for google search results (especially images) if you search this joke trying to find out why it's funny (if it's even funny). Also, I don't condone the use of Axe body spray or any other Axe products.

I went to buy some fish yesterday. The cod were too small. The hake too big. However I manged to find a halibut that's exactly the right size.

Then I said: "But that's exactly three?!"

Scene: guy and his father sitting on the porch: Father: son, you seem really sad. what's the matter? Son: my girlfriend dumped me... Father: That's horrible! I'm going to run her over with my truck! Son: But... that's exactly what she said!

Child: "Why is the sky blue?" Father: "Because In Sky, Idiots Thought It Would Define Aliens (better)"...

You should mod-kill them :P

"Because It Sucks In The Itsy-bitsy Water Droplets, Adam."

maybe you could just whap it with a stick and get the kid back.

After night 3 but before night 5, i think.

It was time for a change. 8 years of blue was enough. Maybe after another 8 years I will go back to blue again, who knows Old logo still remains as my avatar, however, I wanted a new/modern one. The colorful brain is made out of several stripes which work together, fit together and bind a powerful brain - just like the community here. The "Den" inside the brain should make it easier to associate the logo with "BrainDen". "Forum" link on non-forum pages I had to cut down a lot of links and introduce the real minumum of primary links - so there are 4 links in the main menu now (actually only 3 on mobile to fit smaller mobile screen). Link to forum is on every page in the footer, and also after every brain teaser (in solution spoiler). There is also a separate page dedicated to the 15 latest puzzles/riddles from the forum - http://brainden.com/new-riddles.htm Forum is also mentioned in regular text of homepage, best puzzles page, contact page and several other places. Latest puzzles from forum are feeded into Google Gadgets, twitter and facebook. Of course, all of you could make this forum more prominent if you would link to it from your school pages, your personal blog, facebook/twitter accounts, other websites you visit etc

If I were you, then this bill would be bull...

His heart was jelly, always getting him in a jam

He's like a rock who tends to gravel.

I can't get him off my back!

So there was a black man, a white man, and an Asian man hanging out. They were bored and the black man decided to do something bold. He said, "Watch this", popped a boner, and ran against a wall... and the wall broke! So the white man goes, "Oh yeah? Watch this!", pops a boner, and runs toward another wall... and his wenis broke! So the Asian man goes, "Pathetic! Watch this!", pops a boner, and runs in the direction of another wall... and his nose broke....