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She will still scream that... She will scream that as she is led to the gallows, hung by the neck until dead and revealed to be a Baddie... That's just EDM...

I'm not as fast as most people by myself, but I sure can make a thermometer run when I'm sick...

as fast as lightning, a ghost flashed past me. OOOOOOHHHHHH, who dares awaken the mighty ghost of Mafias past? It said in a typical mafioso voice.

As fast as the time it takes you all to vote this post up, this post shall be voted up many times.

As fast as cheetahs are, they normally are not fast enough to not get caught by whomever is testing them. get it? cheetahs? :duh: :duh:

A person said to the doctor, "Doctor I have a memory problem." Doctor, "How long had you have this problem?" Person, " what problem?"

Doctor: you know, the problem that you came here to fix. Person: oh, that? yeah, I meant to tell you that my foot's been hurting the last couple days. or was it 3 weeks? or a decade? or maybe... Doctor: Bye-bye. *Opens door* Person: okay! see you later, dad! Doctor:..... you need help.

Hi there, this is rookie1ja, admin of BrainDen Brain Teasers Forums. Note that the forums were not available since January 2012 up till now (April 27) due to severe physical disk damage. Since then I was trying to retrieve as much info as possible. Hosting provider, external data recovery firm and forum helpdesk were all trying to help, however, the process was long and only small steps were being made. After months of chasing, refusing insufficient data, insisting on giving it second/third and many other tries we have started to get more and more. To cut the long story short, external data recovery firm (and hosting provider) got more data out of the disk after I did not accept what they delivered the first time and forum helpdesk were real magicians to get that minimum to work somehow. Good News: The forum is more or less working. Bad News: Not all could have been rescued. You may notice several issues: 1. all forum titles are lost (fortunately posts in them should be OK) 2. all threads are in single forum section "New Logic/Math Puzzles" 3. all members who have not posted might be lost 4. all other members are probably existing but their email is lost and there might be issues with log in Old members that would like to continue with their old username, pls send me (admin@brainden.com) the following data and I will manually restore your old account. 1. username 2. password 3. email What to do next? 1. There are many more issues and you can report them along with your comments/suggestions in this thread. 2. If you could notify other former members, we could slowly start to rebuild the community. Thanks a lot for your patience and I hope we can make the site work again. -rookie1ja

So, right now I'm imagining a landscape. BD went through the "Apocalypse", and now from our little caves we are coming out to survey the ruins and rebuild. Just had to share that little mental picture and to urge anybody here to tell their friends about BD.

Unplug the mouse and keyboard of their computer and they will think the computer froze

Keep asking weird/stupid questions. (Why are your eyes brown? Why is a banana yellow? What color is an orange? How does my shoe smell *hold shoe to their nose* ? What's the difference between god and the devil? Why are you putting rope around your neck?)

If you have a computer in your room, leave a web browser open to a Google search of "practical jokes" with a bunch of the links clicked. Seriously, some of them are so bad that even just talking about them would be enough to disturb a roommate. The one that comes to mind is putting clear saran wrap over the toilet (covering the bowl, but underneath the seat part that flips down). I promise I have never tried that one out.

Yes its 64. Well I enjoyed the quiz.

No, you all have it wrong! It's 64!

He has 8 deceased cows left. (The remaining 9 got freaked out over the sudden bovine death syndrome which struck the other 8 and legged it.)

Doctor, "Why are you here then?" Person, "I don't remember". Doctor, "OK, have a nice day then." Doctor kicks him out.

All but 9 what? If you mean all but 9 cows die. Clearly, he has 8 cows alive. This is like a kiddy math problem

Would it be useful if a future-telling machine was ever invented?? Because, it would just show the future, i.e, if it shows one is going to die tomorrow, from an accident for instance, he would have to live one day in grief, for if he tries to save himself from that cause, here by staying indoors, then that machine would prove ineffective, and if he does die like that, then he had to live 1 day in grief. So, the machine would not be useful as such, but still, you would know the future. Comment on this paradox...make it clearer if you can. Thanks