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[StrawberryNight]

- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing
their most revealing underwear.

- If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade...at any time of the year.

- All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.

- The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

- Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a pretty nurse cleans his wounds.

- When paying for a taxi, never look at your money. Just pull out a bill or two and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

- If a killer is lurking in your house, it’s easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath even if it’s the middle of the afternoon.

- All single women have a cat.

- Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one.

- When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

- Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.

- No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

- If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

- It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps and join in with you.

[andromeda]

I love these!

You can see the Eiffel tower from every window in Paris!

[star_tiger]

,those are so funny! Luv this one: "If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps and join in with you."

-When disarming a bomb, it can only be disarmed at the last second, no matter what you do

[Kathleen]

-The dog and kid, no matter how weak, young or small, will never be killed
-Bad guys have a tendency to explain their whole evil plan in detail, then leave, allowing the hero to escape

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[Izzy]

-It doesn't matter what country the film takes place in, if the director was American, there will be an American flag in it.

[star_tiger]

-Bad guys have a tendency to explain their whole evil plan in detail, then leave, allowing the hero to escape

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Luv when that happens! I'm always *bangs head against desk* everytime a baddie does that...and they call themselves evil geniuses?

[Lost in space]

Luvinit!

- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing
their most revealing underwear.I made some strange noises just to see how Mrs LIS reacted .

You can see the Eiffel tower from every window in Paris!

And a canal by every house in Amsterdam or Venice

[Garrek99]

These are great. Here some advice: If you can't find a convenient exit jump through a glass window, you'll be fine trust me I've seen it done a thousand times.

[Kathleen]

- When talking on the phone, you are required to repeat everything the person on the other line says:

Ex:
Mr. G: *picks up phone* Hello?
Mrs. L: "Help, I've been attacked by a muderer!"
Mr. G: You've been attacked by a murderer?
Mrs. L: You have to come right away!
Mr. G: I'll be over there right away!
Mrs. L: And don't tell anyone where you're going
Mr. G: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone where I'm going



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[star_tiger]

- When talking on the phone, you are required to repeat everything the person on the other line says:

Ex:
Mr. G: *picks up phone* Hello?
Mrs. L: "Help, I've been attacked by a muderer!"
Mr. G: You've been attacked by a murderer?
Mrs. L: You have to come right away!
Mr. G: I'll be over there right away!
Mrs. L: And don't tell anyone where you're going
Mr. G: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone where I'm going



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You used Mr. G? Reminds me of Arjun's french project where mrg was the hero...good times
Luv your mini convo!!!!!

-When kidnapping, always gag your victim and tie them to a chair. Also, make sure they have some way of escaping or communicating to the outside world (ie. leaving victim with his/her cellphone)