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#111 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 04:27 AM

Oh, sorry, was distracted by new ep of NCIS ^_^ .

I wish that my heat distribution appeared 'cold' to infrared scanners so that I could scare the c out of, like, the people at airport security >D.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:31 AM

Granted, you are now a cold blooded serpent. After scaring the c out of airport se_urity (at least the sign that announced them as such) you are labeled a bio-hazard and confined to a small glass tank until customs can figure out your country of origin.

I wish that they find Y-Sans country of origin because the only other option is dire.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 08:36 PM

Muhahahaha...biohazard, eh >D? Yes, things are dire indeed, for they find that, rather than a country, I came from the lab of the Umbrella Corporation and am now carrying the dreaded T-virus instead of venom in my fangs. Oops, did I just bite that nice customs officer trying to wrangle me into the cage? Hmm...I'd advise you all to stock up on supplies and find a remote cabin in the woods...(fortunately for me, the virus doesn't effect disembodied serpent kittens :)...and zombies can't do 3:12 marathons ;P)


I wish for a working, regular sized, fully controllable by me and me only, hover-board.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!  Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.


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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:39 AM

Granted, hover-boards can't do 3:12 marathons
I wish for more brains
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:52 AM

Granted, enjoy your dinner.

I wish I could really plant plants like those in Plants vs Zombies.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:59 AM

Granted, but, since you granted the previous wish as I was trying to, they attack you instead. :P

I wish to know, and always, remember the ultimate question, and answer (42), of life, the universe and everyyhing.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:08 AM

Granted the ultimate question is "what is 7 times 7"?
I wish I understood the fundamental flaws of the universe
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:16 AM

Um...I don't get why i

Granted, hover-boards can't do 3:12 marathons


Um...no...they fly...(okay, fine, I suppose at the end of the last Res Evil movie there were those flying mutalisk-looking things... :unsure: )

Granted the ultimate question is "what is 7 times 7"?
I wish I understood the fundamental flaws of the universe


One fundamental flaw is that you can never know the fundamental flaws of the universe and be happy at the same time...better stock up on prozac too :(.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!  Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.


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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:36 AM

One flaw is phaze got the question wrong.

What do you get if you multiply 6 by 9?
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#120 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:44 AM

Hmm...that sounds like beginning of an 'adult' joke. *whistling*

(Sorry for forgetting to wish again...too busy plotting the zombie apocalypse >D)


Well, while we're on video games...I wish that I could create save points and life and reset at any point to any previously save :D.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page!  Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.





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