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#21 kestrelknight

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:48 AM

Oh no! We're straying into meta territory!

 

 But in Soviet Russia, meta territory strays into you!


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Posted 16 July 2013 - 12:14 PM

Q: How does every Russian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
 
Q: What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes? A: A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat. 
 
Q: What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? A: Electricity. 

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#23 OmegaScales

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:29 PM

In case anyone was wondering, the joke comes from the fact that in the Russian language, sentence structure is very flexible. This can lead to sentences like:

In Soviet Russia, the mouse catches the cat.

 

Welcome is greeted with you.

'Cause, y'know, I'm back.

Hi.


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:58 AM

Back what mean you do you're? Been haven't along all you here? Am or missing just something I? ... O_o


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#25 flamebirde

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

Back what mean you do you're? Been haven't along all you here? Am or missing just something I? ... O_o

Nah, left did for time some.


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 09:38 AM

In Soviet Russia, I notice when people are inactive for a while!

 

Incidentally, I used a Soviet Russia joke before I participated in a game of basketball. I was on the green team, one of my friends was on blue. I walked up to him and told him simply, "In Soviet Russia, blue beats green," then walked away, grinning uncontrollably.


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