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#1 jakeknowslittle

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Posted 29 October 2010 - 09:45 PM

Ive got a few ironic statements I wanted to share with the den and I hope you all have some too!

What if a waterpark burned down?
What if a tow truck broke down?

I stole this one frombo burnham "I brought my pet to the vet and on the way to the vet I ran over a cat"

lets see who has some. i might have a few more, let me think a little harder.
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#2 OmegaScales

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 12:03 AM

How's this one?
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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


#3 tiger_lily111

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 12:20 AM

Two of my favorites:

Good Grief! ^_^
Microsoft Works :P :rolleyes:
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"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." -- Diana Tregarde in Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey

#4 jakeknowslittle

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 08:47 PM

Haha i like the microsoft one. What about...

You should live like you are dying. (i dont think i want to live like im suffering)


Never say never
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 11:38 PM

A sign on the nurse's office door: "Nurse out sick." ?!
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#6 phillip1882

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Posted 05 November 2010 - 06:18 PM

you are unique, just like everyone else.

every generalization is false.

eat right, stay healthy, die anyway.

if it wasn't for the last minute nothing would get done.

two wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do.

there are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

there are two secrets to the universe. the first is: don't reveal everything you know.

if a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, would that be a hostage situation?

here's a groaner...
if the energizer bunny attacks someone would he be charged with battery?
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 10:04 PM

Mean bosses: They are working hard.....by hardly working.....:lol: :D
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#8 OmegaScales

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Posted 06 November 2010 - 03:26 AM

If someone has the fear of long words, do they say, "I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?
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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 11 November 2010 - 09:05 PM

What if a tow truck broke down?

What if a tow truck broke down while towing another tow truck?
http://failblog.org/...ow-truck-fail-2

:duh: :duh: :duh:

Edited by Brandonb, 11 November 2010 - 09:05 PM.

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