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Ive got a few ironic statements I wanted to share with the den and I hope you all have some too!

What if a waterpark burned down?

What if a tow truck broke down?

I stole this one frombo burnham "I brought my pet to the vet and on the way to the vet I ran over a cat"

lets see who has some. i might have a few more, let me think a little harder.

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How's this one?

I have an airplane that only works on the ground.

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Two of my favorites:

Good Grief! ^_^

Microsoft Works :P:rolleyes:

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Haha i like the microsoft one. What about...

You should live like you are dying. (i dont think i want to live like im suffering)

Never say never

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A sign on the nurse's office door: "Nurse out sick." ?!

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you are unique, just like everyone else.

every generalization is false.

eat right, stay healthy, die anyway.

if it wasn't for the last minute nothing would get done.

two wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do.

there are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

there are two secrets to the universe. the first is: don't reveal everything you know.

if a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, would that be a hostage situation?

here's a groaner...

if the energizer bunny attacks someone would he be charged with battery?

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Mean bosses: They are working hard.....by hardly working.....:lol::D

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If someone has the fear of long words, do they say, "I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?

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