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you know something is wrong when:

-an inanimate object tells you to get a life

-you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend

-the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life

-when your computer starts to call you names

-your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it

-your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it.

-your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders*

lol go ahead and add your own

*inspired by Y-san's you know you've been on BD too long when...

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you know something is wrong when:

-an inanimate object tells you to get a life

-you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend

-the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life

-when your computer starts to call you names

-your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it

-your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it.

-your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders*

lol go ahead and add your own

*inspired by Y-san's you know you've been on BD too long when...

whenever you get on a bus, there is always a clearing in the people that opens up...

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When you have no idea what you belive or don't believe

When you have entire conversations with the walll

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When you have no idea what you belive or don't believe

When you have entire conversations with the walll

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When plants wither when you walk by.

When your boomerang refuses to come back to you.

Edited by The monkey of the jungle

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-whenever you fly a kite, the kite takes out a knife and cuts the rope.

-whenever you make a new friend, they commit suicide the next day.

-the smileys that you make disappear before you can post your comment.

-you continually get transferred to different classes in school, even though you have all A's and B's.

-you have been almost struck by lightning while standing in your fort house 12 times.

-your speakers turn themselves off whenever you put on your music.

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I just thought of 2 more

When your toy soldiers start running away every time you come in sight

When someone passes out because of your BO… over the phone.

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I just thought of 2 more

When your toy soldiers start running away every time you come in sight

When someone passes out because of your BO… over the phone.

lol! when your toy soldiers try to shoot you and drive away in your remote control car whenever you walk by.

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when your friends never call you to play, you are always the one to call them...

i just realized this was happening to me yesterday!!! that sucks!!!

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When your dog puts the collar end of the leash on you and takes you for a walk.

When you cat starts acting like a dog. *shudder*

Thats all i have for now.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating :unsure: an endangered plant?

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-when you open your closet and you hear a loud growl :(

-when the above happens after your parents tell you there's no monster in the closet :blink:

-when a big red light starts flashing above a sign that says alert:DANGER on your microwave oven :duh:

(last one for today)

-when your teacher starts to unload their personal problems on the class and thinks they know what s/he is talking about. :mellow:

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When you are working, supposedly at a full-time job but, have not actually worked any hours in over 3 weeks.

When your working a full time job and the employers beg you not to come.

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-when the TV says that the world will end in 3...2...1...KaBoooooooooommmmm!!!!

-when your face cramps up into an oppressive distortion.

-you realize that most intelligent people get to make up the new words.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Edited by No1slight

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-whenever you make a new friend, they commit suicide the next day.

*Cough*...your name doesn't happen to be Light Yagami, by any chance...? ;P

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*Cough*...your name doesn't happen to be Light Yagami, by any chance...? ;P

my name in real life? that's Derek.

and all you silly people that think rapists can find you with only your first name, you're wrong! :P

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my name in real life? that's Derek.

and all you silly people that think rapists can find you with only your first name, you're wrong! :P

Note: Stay away from all men named Derek from St. Louis, Missouri... :unsure:

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Note: Stay away from all men named Derek from St. Louis, Missouri... :unsure:

ha ha. i can name four of them right now to watch out for: Derek, Derek, Derek, and Derek.

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whenever you turn on your computer, an error box comes up and says, "i can't stand to look at you" then the screen turns black. then the computer explodes.

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-when you realize that everyone is staring at your forehead :duh:

-whenever somebody says your name, they immediately get hit by a flying ice-cream truck

-when the bird on the cuckoo clock is too depressed to cuckoo

-when you realize that something wasn't your fault after 40 years

:P

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You live in St. Louis? Me too, and everyone already knows my name...(ella) but anyway, something is DEFINITLY wrong when you start trying to stalk people you find online.

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-when you realize that everyone is staring at your forehead :duh:

-whenever somebody says your name, they immediately get hit by a flying ice-cream truck

-when the bird on the cuckoo clock is too depressed to cuckoo

-when you realize that something wasn't your fault after 40 years

:P

dude, i would pay $100,000,000 for a flying icecream truck!!! (even if it has no icecream in it! :P )

when your game console telly you you're a nerd.

Edited by UGG BUYS UGLY HOUSES!

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