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you know something is wrong when:

-an inanimate object tells you to get a life

-you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend

-the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life

-when your computer starts to call you names

-your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it

-your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it.

-your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders*

lol go ahead and add your own

*inspired by Y-san's you know you've been on BD too long when...

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dude, i would pay $100,000,000 for a flying icecream truck!!! (even if it has no icecream in it! :P )

Sold!!!! now just wire me the money and say my name :P

lol i'm kidding off course

:D
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Sold!!!! now just wire me the money and say my name :P

lol i'm kidding off course

:D

well, you know...

if i had $100,000,000 to buy it with!!!

i'd also earn the $ back by starting my own FLYING icecream truck buissness.

anyways! back on topic:

-your speakers stop working because they hate your music, and they don't seem to be very shy about it...

-your skittles self-destruct before you can eat them.

-there is a gross-out smiley face that only seems to appear when you get on.

-when the ice-cream man gets to your house, jet packs on the bottom engage, and flies over the spot on the street in front of your house, then continues normally.

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You live in St. Louis? Me too, and everyone already knows my name...(ella) but anyway, something is DEFINITLY wrong when you start trying to stalk people you find online.

ha ha!!! something's wrong if you have to resort to doing that!!!

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-when you experience dayfall and nightbreak :excl:

-when you finally realize that's not a skylight but a giant hole in your ceiling!!!!! :blink:

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You guys are crazy. :lol::lol:

When trees and sticks just happen to be in your way.

(I don't know...I can't think....lame.... :duh:

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When you are going INSANE! or think you are.... UGG BUYS UGLY HOUSES would understand. :thumbsup::duh::blush::lol:

:lies: what r u talking about???

he he he!!!!!!!!!!!

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:lies: what r u talking about???

he he he!!!!!!!!!!!

now who's pointing fingers????

;) Don't worry. From this point on I'll keep it our little secret.... *10 min later* HEY YOU GUYS!.... Now something is DEFINTILY wrong... (sorry UGG)

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now who's pointing fingers????

;) Don't worry. From this point on I'll keep it our little secret.... *10 min later* HEY YOU GUYS!.... Now something is DEFINTILY wrong... (sorry UGG)

no, i dont have a problem with it, i just like the new smiley: :lies: , :help: ,and :thanks: . they're cool!!!

yep...

i'm partly insane. HALP!!!!!! HALP!!!!!!!!

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no, i dont have a problem with it, i just like the new smiley: :lies: , :help: ,and :thanks: . they're cool!!!

yep...

i'm partly insane. HALP!!!!!! HALP!!!!!!!!

yeah... I know! I was jk... me too!

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yeah... I know! I was jk... me too!

ok, here's another: when you have conversations with the smileys you post...

like this one: :thumbsup: hello, mister, what's your name...

*5 weeks later* well, we'll skip your name...

there's another smiley where you must type in ":offtopic:" it looks like this : :offtopic:

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:offtopic: indeed. We had better get back to the joke or the mods will come get us.

i agree, lets try to keep from getting :offtopic:

here are some more:

Boys:

-when you realize that there's only one type of toilet :excl:

-when your girlfriend says, "who are you again" and she has long term memory.

Both:

-when a spider lives longer than your TV

-whenever my mom sings, everything seems to stop*

i mean end not just freeze in time...

:blink:

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When you check your computer for viruses, it shows up positive for HIV

Edited by Romulus064

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When you check your computer for viruses it shows up positive for HIV

HA HA!! LOL!!! :thumbsup: HILARIOUS!!! when you must resort to marrying your sister...

when you realize your parents were cousins...

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ok now this is just getting freaky :blink:

-when you try to say something and it comes out as complete silence when your yelling...idk

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ok now this is just getting freaky :blink:

-when you try to say something and it comes out as complete silence when your yelling...idk

That's what we call a dream

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...when your mobile home is too old to be mobile...[mine]...when U R watching The Biggest Loser and eating icecream at the same time...[guilty]...

Edited by Atlantis

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When you walk into a store, they always say "Sorry we're closed" as you see 18 other people walking in and getting " Have a wonderful day" and a free hat.

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