Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 you know something is wrong when: -an inanimate object tells you to get a life -you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend -the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life -when your computer starts to call you names -your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it -your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it. -your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders* lol go ahead and add your own *inspired by Y-san's you know you've been on BD too long when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 you know something is wrong when: -an inanimate object tells you to get a life -you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend -the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life -when your computer starts to call you names -your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it -your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it. -your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders* lol go ahead and add your own *inspired by Y-san's you know you've been on BD too long when... whenever you get on a bus, there is always a clearing in the people that opens up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 ...U get in2 an argument with yourself, and lose... ...been there, done that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 when someone posts this topic... lol no offence... XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 When you have no idea what you belive or don't believe When you have entire conversations with the walll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 When you have no idea what you belive or don't believe When you have entire conversations with the walll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) When plants wither when you walk by. When your boomerang refuses to come back to you. Edited March 16, 2009 by The monkey of the jungle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 -whenever you fly a kite, the kite takes out a knife and cuts the rope. -whenever you make a new friend, they commit suicide the next day. -the smileys that you make disappear before you can post your comment. -you continually get transferred to different classes in school, even though you have all A's and B's. -you have been almost struck by lightning while standing in your fort house 12 times. -your speakers turn themselves off whenever you put on your music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I just thought of 2 more When your toy soldiers start running away every time you come in sight When someone passes out because of your BO… over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I just thought of 2 more When your toy soldiers start running away every time you come in sight When someone passes out because of your BO… over the phone. lol! when your toy soldiers try to shoot you and drive away in your remote control car whenever you walk by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 when your friends never call you to play, you are always the one to call them... i just realized this was happening to me yesterday!!! that sucks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 When your dog puts the collar end of the leash on you and takes you for a walk. When you cat starts acting like a dog. *shudder* Thats all i have for now. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 -when you open your closet and you hear a loud growl -when the above happens after your parents tell you there's no monster in the closet -when a big red light starts flashing above a sign that says alert:DANGER on your microwave oven (last one for today) -when your teacher starts to unload their personal problems on the class and thinks they know what s/he is talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 When you are working, supposedly at a full-time job but, have not actually worked any hours in over 3 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 When you are working, supposedly at a full-time job but, have not actually worked any hours in over 3 weeks. When your working a full time job and the employers beg you not to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) -when the TV says that the world will end in 3...2...1...KaBoooooooooommmmm!!!! -when your face cramps up into an oppressive distortion. -you realize that most intelligent people get to make up the new words. :D :D :D :D Edited March 17, 2009 by No1slight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Yoruichi-san Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 -whenever you make a new friend, they commit suicide the next day. *Cough*...your name doesn't happen to be Light Yagami, by any chance...? ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *Cough*...your name doesn't happen to be Light Yagami, by any chance...? ;P my name in real life? that's Derek. and all you silly people that think rapists can find you with only your first name, you're wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 my name in real life? that's Derek. and all you silly people that think rapists can find you with only your first name, you're wrong! Note: Stay away from all men named Derek from St. Louis, Missouri... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Note: Stay away from all men named Derek from St. Louis, Missouri... ha ha. i can name four of them right now to watch out for: Derek, Derek, Derek, and Derek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 when your comp tells u u r a sad and weard person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 whenever you turn on your computer, an error box comes up and says, "i can't stand to look at you" then the screen turns black. then the computer explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 -when you realize that everyone is staring at your forehead -whenever somebody says your name, they immediately get hit by a flying ice-cream truck -when the bird on the cuckoo clock is too depressed to cuckoo -when you realize that something wasn't your fault after 40 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 You live in St. Louis? Me too, and everyone already knows my name...(ella) but anyway, something is DEFINITLY wrong when you start trying to stalk people you find online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 lol no1 would be able to find me...states too big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) -when you realize that everyone is staring at your forehead -whenever somebody says your name, they immediately get hit by a flying ice-cream truck -when the bird on the cuckoo clock is too depressed to cuckoo -when you realize that something wasn't your fault after 40 years dude, i would pay $100,000,000 for a flying icecream truck!!! (even if it has no icecream in it! ) when your game console telly you you're a nerd. Edited March 18, 2009 by UGG BUYS UGLY HOUSES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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you know something is wrong when:
-an inanimate object tells you to get a life
-you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend
-the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life
-when your computer starts to call you names
-your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it
-your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it.
-your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders*
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