akaslickster Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: ; All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Brandonb Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 , these are hilarious! Children's innocence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 grey cells Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Really good ones Slick. ROFL EDIT: Waut! Before anyone asks. I am 21, that doesn't mean I cannot ROTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Guest Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 These are amazing. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 These are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Guest Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ my favs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 hi peeps, i thought all ya jokes were brilliant! they are such a laugh luvin it guys keep it up brill really brill!! luvin ya all xxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) hahahaha luvin it i got a joke for you all as well:: Little Johnny!!! there was once a teacher that thought to himself 'i think these kids are really confussed about jesus' so the teacher asked his class a question 'were is Jesus now?' and then maria put her hand up and said 'he is up in heaven.' then jake put his hand up and said 'he is in my heart.' then little Johnny furiously waved his hand in the air and said 'he is in my bathroom.' the teacher said 'how do you no that little Johnny.' johnny replied 'Because every morning my dad wakes up and bangs on the bathroom door and says 'JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU STILL IN THERE' lol that joke is called little Johnny hope you enjoyed it plz write back to let me no if you liked it then i can said more halarious jokes ok!! cya babz xxx Edited April 6, 2009 by b.e.c.k.y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 AWESOME!1 lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 These made me laugh!!! Nice ones! :D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) hahahaha luvin it i got a joke for you all as well:: Little Johnny!!! there was once a teacher that thought to himself 'i think these kids are really confussed about jesus' so the teacher asked his class a question 'were is Jesus now?' and then maria put her hand up and said 'he is up in heaven.' then jake put his hand up and said 'he is in my heart.' then little Johnny furiously waved his hand in the air and said 'he is in my bathroom.' the teacher said 'how do you no that little Johnny.' johnny replied 'Because every morning my dad wakes up and bangs on the bathroom door and says 'JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU STILL IN THERE' lol that joke is called little Johnny hope you enjoyed it plz write back to let me no if you liked it then i can said more halarious jokes ok!! cya babz xxx LMAO Edited April 6, 2009 by JarZe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 HAHA!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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akaslickster
Kids Are Quick
____________________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: ; All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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