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Good morning everyone,

I am no poet,

If you keep reading,

You'll surely all know it.

I did not want to spam

My Eat Poop You Cat topic,

I hope this is a solution,

If not - mods feel free to stop it.

I am rather bored,

Hence the lame rhymes,

The television is on,

But commercials play 'til the end of times.

Literature is important,

Poetry among that,

I thought we'd have fun,

Whilst challenging ourselves,

Minds included.

I'd like to know what you have to say,

Be creative in every way,

I hope this topic lasts more than a day,

And well, let's begin, yay?

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I´m in the game

And I can have fun

Teasing my brain

Eat Poop You Cat

Will test my abilities

I hope after I draw

Nobody asks "What is that!?"

Come and try

And you´ll see why

We all come to the Den

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I went to see a wise man, and I said to him "Sir, pull

up a chair and tell me please what words rhyme with purple".

He looked at me and sadly said "You know any twerp'll

tell you there you're up against a lyrical force majeure, pal."

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I went to see a wise man, and I said to him "Sir, pull

up a chair and tell me please what words rhyme with purple".

He looked at me and sadly said "You know any twerp'll

tell you there you're up against a lyrical force majeure, pal."

hehehe... very impressive Octopuppy.. very impressive...

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Ode to What?

It's terse, concise, and very nice, the simple poem "What?",

A verse that rhymes is fun sometimes, and who says it does not?

We have all written a couple,

but I will rate this double.

One for the writer's imaginative title,

another as he helped me chortle.[/violet]

Wow! These really are tough. How do you folks come up with this?

EDIT: Color

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Hmm, I've had a thought.

I want to get myself caught

In a Haiku rhyme.

There was a young boy with a cat,

He wore it on his head like a hat;

The cat shrieked "Meow!"

And then married a cow,

And then that was the end of that.

o.O

Wow, what a strange rhyme,

Does it really have a point?

My limericks fail -_-

<(^-^)>

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I'll try and write myself a style I've learned

In the style of the great Shakespeare no less!

A sonnet is the style to write I've yearned

I hope is doesn't come out as a mess!

A B A B the first four lines do go

Each rhyme, a pair a line underneith it

C D C D the scheme again will flow

E F E F it rhymes as I see fit

Iambic Pent is the style often used

A strong, weak, strong syllable beat I've heard

"But that is way to hard for me" I mused

I am no queen of syllable and word

The final two, G G, they rhyme alone

My poetry skills I really should tone

-_- That was harder than you'd think

<(^-^)>

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Kat, I think I'll give this a try.

After all how hard can it be?

I'm on line three with a sigh,

For I can't rhyme myself out of a cup of tea.

Okay, line 4 was really rather lame.

Not my fault, I promise, the poem cheated.

Perhaps not, I suppose I'm the one to blame.

But do not fear, for I can beat it!

Oh man, I have to write another stanza of these?

I really don't know how I should go on.

Perhaps I'll solicit the birds and the bees,

So I can finish my poem and be gone.

I'm nearly finished, the end is in sight,

Last line! I'm done! The end, and good night!

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I will admit it

I can only write haikus

Will someone help me?

Oh no! I can't stop!

Speaking in stupid haikus

Will there be a cure?

I wonder if by

speaking in limericks I

can get rid of it

I wonder if this will work

or people will think im a jerk

Ok, here goes,

The limerick I chose

I really hope this will work

Darn It did not work

Guess I'm stuck saying haikus

I'll get used to it

:D

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I will admit it

I can only write haikus

Will someone help me?

Oh no! I can't stop!

Speaking in stupid haikus

Will there be a cure?

I wonder if by

speaking in limericks I

can get rid of it

I wonder if this will work

or people will think im a jerk

Ok, here goes,

The limerick I chose

I really hope this will work

Darn It did not work

Guess I'm stuck saying haikus

I'll get used to it

:D

Are you sure you will?

once you start, you cannot stop

It's like a disease

you try and try and

find yourself burning in the

hell of the haikus

That last one was crap.

there you go, mine aren't that good

what shall I do now?

I guess I must stay

on the path of the poem

what's your opinion?

It might not matter

who really knows what they think?

you surely do not.

no offense meant there

I'm just stating a few facts

here's some more of them

e is mc^2

red apples aren't always red

and I have homework

In fact, I should start

I've wasted too much time here

but I don't much care.

-Neptune

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