Izzy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Good morning everyone, I am no poet, If you keep reading, You'll surely all know it. I did not want to spam My Eat Poop You Cat topic, I hope this is a solution, If not - mods feel free to stop it. I am rather bored, Hence the lame rhymes, The television is on, But commercials play 'til the end of times. Literature is important, Poetry among that, I thought we'd have fun, Whilst challenging ourselves, Minds included. I'd like to know what you have to say, Be creative in every way, I hope this topic lasts more than a day, And well, let's begin, yay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 What? Ode to What? It's terse, concise, and very nice, the simple poem "What?", A verse that rhymes is fun sometimes, and who says it does not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I´m in the game And I can have fun Teasing my brain Eat Poop You Cat Will test my abilities I hope after I draw Nobody asks "What is that!?" Come and try And you´ll see why We all come to the Den Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Why is your post purple? What rhymes with purple? Murple? Zurple? ..Durple? Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My post was purple This is a fact Only to show We have no preconcept I feel like 50 cent, heheh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I went to see a wise man, and I said to him "Sir, pull up a chair and tell me please what words rhyme with purple". He looked at me and sadly said "You know any twerp'll tell you there you're up against a lyrical force majeure, pal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 grey cells Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Purple is a color, violet is one too. Rainbow is a beauty and has two plus two plus one plus two colors too. Violet, indigo, blue, green, yellow, orange and red make it ten less than seventeen. When one so beautiful has violet, why persist with a purple palette? Hehe, getting ready for Poop III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 I went to see a wise man, and I said to him "Sir, pull up a chair and tell me please what words rhyme with purple". He looked at me and sadly said "You know any twerp'll tell you there you're up against a lyrical force majeure, pal." hehehe... very impressive Octopuppy.. very impressive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 grey cells Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Ode to What? It's terse, concise, and very nice, the simple poem "What?", A verse that rhymes is fun sometimes, and who says it does not? We have all written a couple, but I will rate this double. One for the writer's imaginative title, another as he helped me chortle.[/violet] Wow! These really are tough. How do you folks come up with this? EDIT: Color Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 A poetic post? Sounds like something to try out Can you write haikus? <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 My tummy is growling, It's up for a snack, Oh I am so hungry, I could eat a yack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 A poetic post? Sounds like something to try out Can you write haikus? <(^-^)> Kat's haiku was the same idea I had, So when I saw it I became sad. So I made a limerick With another gimmick Don't worry Kat, I'll never be mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Blue monitor glow Winter drizzle falls outside: Braindenning again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I release a sigh Octopuppy's great haiku Is better than mine <(v-v)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I am very glad That you are all enjoying Yourselves in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I stick with haikus I can't write other poems Cats could do better Thanks for this forum Izzy, it is very fun I enjoy poems <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Hmm, I've had a thought. I want to get myself caught In a Haiku rhyme. There was a young boy with a cat, He wore it on his head like a hat; The cat shrieked "Meow!" And then married a cow, And then that was the end of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Hmm, I've had a thought. I want to get myself caught In a Haiku rhyme. There was a young boy with a cat, He wore it on his head like a hat; The cat shrieked "Meow!" And then married a cow, And then that was the end of that. o.O Wow, what a strange rhyme, Does it really have a point? My limericks fail <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 It has no point to me, But perhaps it is different for him, her, or thee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Ha, just remembered of Parappa de Rapper (PSX game): In the rain or in the snow, I´ve got the funky flow, But now, I really gotta go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I'll try and write myself a style I've learned In the style of the great Shakespeare no less! A sonnet is the style to write I've yearned I hope is doesn't come out as a mess! A B A B the first four lines do go Each rhyme, a pair a line underneith it C D C D the scheme again will flow E F E F it rhymes as I see fit Iambic Pent is the style often used A strong, weak, strong syllable beat I've heard "But that is way to hard for me" I mused I am no queen of syllable and word The final two, G G, they rhyme alone My poetry skills I really should tone That was harder than you'd think <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) Christmas cards are always neat, check out my thread and have a seat. Create your own or paste from email. Share in this season and tell us a tale. Awesome Xmas cards Edited December 14, 2008 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Kat, I think I'll give this a try. After all how hard can it be? I'm on line three with a sigh, For I can't rhyme myself out of a cup of tea. Okay, line 4 was really rather lame. Not my fault, I promise, the poem cheated. Perhaps not, I suppose I'm the one to blame. But do not fear, for I can beat it! Oh man, I have to write another stanza of these? I really don't know how I should go on. Perhaps I'll solicit the birds and the bees, So I can finish my poem and be gone. I'm nearly finished, the end is in sight, Last line! I'm done! The end, and good night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) I will admit it I can only write haikus Will someone help me? Oh no! I can't stop! Speaking in stupid haikus Will there be a cure? I wonder if by speaking in limericks I can get rid of it I wonder if this will work or people will think im a jerk Ok, here goes, The limerick I chose I really hope this will work Darn It did not work Guess I'm stuck saying haikus I'll get used to it Edited December 14, 2008 by RainThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I will admit it I can only write haikus Will someone help me? Oh no! I can't stop! Speaking in stupid haikus Will there be a cure? I wonder if by speaking in limericks I can get rid of it I wonder if this will work or people will think im a jerk Ok, here goes, The limerick I chose I really hope this will work Darn It did not work Guess I'm stuck saying haikus I'll get used to it Are you sure you will? once you start, you cannot stop It's like a disease you try and try and find yourself burning in the hell of the haikus That last one was crap. there you go, mine aren't that good what shall I do now? I guess I must stay on the path of the poem what's your opinion? It might not matter who really knows what they think? you surely do not. no offense meant there I'm just stating a few facts here's some more of them e is mc^2 red apples aren't always red and I have homework In fact, I should start I've wasted too much time here but I don't much care. -Neptune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Izzy
Good morning everyone,
I am no poet,
If you keep reading,
You'll surely all know it.
I did not want to spam
My Eat Poop You Cat topic,
I hope this is a solution,
If not - mods feel free to stop it.
I am rather bored,
Hence the lame rhymes,
The television is on,
But commercials play 'til the end of times.
Literature is important,
Poetry among that,
I thought we'd have fun,
Whilst challenging ourselves,
Minds included.
I'd like to know what you have to say,
Be creative in every way,
I hope this topic lasts more than a day,
And well, let's begin, yay?
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