akaslickster Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 (edited) Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning: My Dear Honey, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Edited October 25, 2008 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 LMFAO. My grandmother had to come over and ask me what I was giggling about. Clearly I didn't tell her, but lmao, good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 hahaha hehe ha..ha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Faizaan Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 ha that was a good funny ironic one. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted October 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 LMFAO. My grandmother had to come over and ask me what I was giggling about. Clearly I didn't tell her, but lmao, good one! Thanks. I figure if your too young then go to the next joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 (edited) And that's why I always go for the younger guys! Edited October 25, 2008 by puzzlegirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 (edited) Best joke i've heard in a long time Edit: And the woman used math to prove her point! Edited October 26, 2008 by RainThinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Hehe. Is it bad that I got that straight away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 I got it too so...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Mekal Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 LOL... nice one slick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 And that's why I always go for the younger guys! Thanks for the compliment, my ravishing rosebud. Hehe. Is it bad that I got that straight away?No, unless your only 8 years old. LOL... nice one slick Thanks and good job in the Mafia biz. Glad you all enjoyed it. I need to wait for some more. Sometimes I need to edit the filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Glad you all enjoyed it. I need to wait for some more. Sometimes I need to edit the filth. And where do you get these........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 haha...i get that (sounds similar to one of the tracks on "Right To Bare Arms" - A CD of Larry the Cable Guys :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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akaslickster
My Dear Honey,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be upset I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent
knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same
situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot
more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until
sometime tomorrow.
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