bonanova Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Three applicants showed up at the CIA for the position: two men and a woman. To qualify, they were brought to a large metal door and handed a gun with the instructions to go inside, find their spouse sitting tied to a chair and, without delay or discussion, to kill the spouse. You can't be serious! said the first man, I could never shoot my wife. He failed the test and was told to take his wife and go home. The second man took the gun and entered the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, when he came out and, with tears in his eyes, said that he tried, but could not bring himself to pull the trigger. He also failed the test, and he left, hugging his wife - both in tears. Finally, it was the woman's turn. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another, followed by screaming, crashing sounds, loud banging on the walls. Then all was quiet. The door opened, and the woman appeared, sweaty and disheveled. What kind of !@#$!@#$ test was that? she asked. That @#$%@# gun was loaded with blanks, and I had to beat the $#%@#$% to death with the chair! There's a moral here, but we'll let it pass. She got the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 lol, i heard that one before, pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Hm... I was thinking of joining, however I don't have a spouse... hm. Any volunteers for the chair?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Hm... I was thinking of joining, however I don't have a spouse... hm. Any volunteers for the chair?? *raises hand* pick me pick me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I never heard it where she got the job. I only heard it where they said she was too GOOD for the job (and a bit too violent)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Lolz very funny, that is one violent person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Another joke brought back from the dead A really great joke! But...should I be offended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Haha, I actually "LOL"ed at this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 You know girls are the more evil ones...oh wait...maybe that's just me Loved it xD <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 You know girls are the more evil ones...oh wait...maybe that's just me Loved it xD <(^-^)> The actually moral is that girls are evil... i thought this was a common joke so i didnt post it... everyone knows it where i am from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 *raises hand* pick me pick me! *grabs black leather whip* you're in for it honey *slaps black chaps on...* ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 The actually moral is that girls are evil... i thought this was a common joke so i didnt post it... everyone knows it where i am from more like boys are weak.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Actually yes...Girls ARE evil!! Proof: YAY Post 1000!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) Actually yes...Girls ARE evil!! Proof: YAY Post 1000!!!!!!! Say, aren't you suppose to be working and not proving girls are evil? Happy 1000th post! Edited February 7, 2009 by star_tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I'm not even going to ask how much effort you put into proving that. Say, aren't you suppose to be working? Happy 1000th post! No. I'm off today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 YAY Post 1000!!!!!!! And a good one at that! Congratz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) *clears throat* May I present to you...contradicts the joke, but couldn't resist Edited February 7, 2009 by star_tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 yes, very epic posts 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 *clears throat* May I present to you...contradicts the joke, but couldn't resist Hmm...But I'm not like the guys explained in that equation so I'm not evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Hmm...But I'm not like the guys explained in that equation so I'm not evil Of course not...that's why your title is KILL IT WITH FIRE MWHAHAHA <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Hmm...But I'm not like the guys explained in that equation so I'm not evil I doubt that.. oh well - either way, ask around, and it will be proved. All i have to say is: GO ST!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 *raises hand* pick me pick me! no no pick me im cooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Three applicants showed up at the CIA for the position: two men and a woman.
To qualify, they were brought to a large metal door and handed a gun
with the instructions to go inside, find their spouse sitting tied to a chair
and, without delay or discussion, to kill the spouse.
You can't be serious! said the first man, I could never shoot my wife.
He failed the test and was told to take his wife and go home.
The second man took the gun and entered the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes, when he came out and, with tears in his eyes, said
that he tried, but could not bring himself to pull the trigger.
He also failed the test, and he left, hugging his wife - both in tears.
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another, followed by screaming, crashing
sounds, loud banging on the walls. Then all was quiet. The door
opened, and the woman appeared, sweaty and disheveled.
What kind of !@#$!@#$ test was that? she asked. That @#$%@# gun
was loaded with blanks, and I had to beat the $#%@#$% to death with
the chair!
There's a moral here, but we'll let it pass.
She got the job.
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