I'm not a forgotten philosophy

[plasmid]

I'm born of scholars' toil long

Forsaken, no longer germane

My time has come, my time has gone

Anon it is coming again

My words now few will understand

They're twisted obscuring the truth

And so they spread throughout the land

Discernment requiring a sleuth

In downward spiral, chaos calls

Destroying the orderly life

Until the ruler finally falls

Thus bringing and end to this strife

[plasmid]

to stop making paper airplanes in class!

Just be careful not to go hitting them with rulers when they do, 'cause you know how the song goes...

Sorry I don't have a bonanova star for ya, those are for his riddles only.

Explications forthcoming if needed, but hopefully it's obvious.

[Guest]

What are the lyrics to the song you were referring to?

[plasmid]

There are various versions of the song, sung to the tune of the battle hymn of the republic. Some versions are more offensive than others, but one version I like is...

My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school

We have tortured all the teachers, we have broken all the rules

We marched up to the principal and told him he's a fool

March on, fifth grade, march on

Glory, glory hallelujah (pronounced halleluyer)

Teacher hit me with a ruler

So I bopped her on the bean

With a rotten tangerine

And watched the juice roll down her head

(I claim no responsibility if you get yourself into trouble by singing it at school.)

[MissKitten]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!

[Guest]

I'm done school, so no worries about me singing that.

[Guest]

I'm done school, so no worries about me singing that.

while i am still in and would love to do the honors

and great job MM i mentally slapped my head when i read the answer.. as usual plasmid great job and a real head slapper! i love your style

ahahaha love the song we used to have one too that's similar based on the rhyme of our school anthem but it's rather bloody and offensive, things get blown up and faculty get shot it the head and flushed down the toilet (So best not post it).... we were a rather messed up bunch o.O

[MissKitten]

I wanna know! Can you PM it to me?

[Guest]

OH! The teacher's ruler banging on the table to get the kids to stop! Riiiiiiiight!

Plasmid, you never cease to amaze me.....

[Guest]

I wanna know! Can you PM it to me?

ahahaha yh sure but i only remember the first verse if that's okay

and again complements to plasmid on the very strange and interesting topic:D

[Guest]

haha,i really need to think of this,,,its very challenging to solve your riddles:-)