[OmegaScales]

Welcome, adventurers, to the Kingdom of Infinity, a realm where anything might, and usually does, happen. We have orcs, humans, sprites, elves, dwarves, dragons, etc., and creatures you could not even imagine living here. So tell me, who are you?

EXAMPLE:

USERNAME: OmegaScales

NAME: SelacsAgemo

RACE: God

APPEARANCE: Whatever I choose to look like at the time (currently a glowing young man)

PROFESSION: God of everything that exists

OTHER INFO: I will control shopkeepers, quest givers, etc.

[Guest]

I have some ideas, I've just had it deleted, and I'm very lazy, I'll try to post tomorrow.

[plasmid]

As Snowpaw parted ways with Westerly, he spotted his favourite prey. It was unlike Westerly to have neglected to snatch a mouse so plainly visible, but his loss would be Snowpaw's gain. But while stalking to get into position for a pounce, it was clear that this specimen was quicker than your garden variety type. It ultimately dived into a burrow before Snowpaw could get a good angle of attack, and left a remarkable burst of light as it entered. Being a cat, curiosity of course got the best of Snowpaw and he dug into the mouse's burrow to find the source of that flash, and came across a gently oscillating translucent blob in the middle of the mouse hole. A gentle pawing at the blob resulted in a not-so-gentle force pulling at the paw from within the blob, and Snowpaw was sucked in to another world.

Overall it was only slightly different from the world he was used to. But one difference was rather pertinent. What was simply a mouse in his home dimension was now a hobbit-sized warrior of a mouse complete with nunchucks. Jumping aside to dodge its initial lunge and then hiding behind the nearest thing that sort of resembled a tree, Snowpaw weighed the options of either fighting or running. Looking down at his paws, he quickly noted that he has not miraculously gained the ability to wield weapons himself in this dimension, so fighting seemed bound to be futile. Running also seemed unlikely to work as Snowpaw was both new to this landscape and not clearly faster than this monstrosity he faced.

Unsure if it would work in this dimension or not, Snowpaw tried the only other approach that came to mind. Since he could still talk in this dimension, he yelled as loudly as possible: "What? Did you just say that you could whoop Chuck Norris's butt any day of the week?"

Wait for it....

[Guest]

Martim had been wandering through the desert for over two days now. He found the heat of the day unbearable, much more so than it would be to a human. He was glad it was night now.

Since the palace his phone, his radio, his PDA, nothing would work. His radio would occasionally give a tiny window in which it would work, but even then it wouldn't work well. Only one thing of an even vaguely technological nature would work, his revolver.

Martim knew that the food and water would hold out, providing he was going in roughly the right direction. But he knew the desert was home to dangerous creatures anyway, but he had seen something in the palace, just a shadow. Plus he only had so many bullets.

At about 2 am, Martim thought he saw a mountain in the distance. He just hoped kit was the mountains he wanted and adjusted his course. He hoped he'd be OK...

[OmegaScales]

Unsure if it would work in this dimension or not, Snowpaw tried the only other approach that came to mind. Since he could still talk in this dimension, he yelled as loudly as possible: "What? Did you just say that you could whoop Chuck Norris's butt any day of the week?"

Wait for it....

"DAMN IT, I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"

With a sudden force of wind 10000¹⁰⁰⁰⁰ times that of a hurricane's and a deafening blast, the mouse creature is gone... along with most of the terrain.

[flamebirde]