bonanova Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Asked Anna, how much does this ridiculous narrative weigh? Hurriedly, Joe left his dormitory dirty room; while back at the classroom, schoolmaster Jones sat in silence, pondering his two-word biography of Madam Curie: Radium came. And speaking of hot, said the hot waitress: A stew, sir? I, in case of heavy rain, hire a navy. But when I encounter a persecution, I run to escape. When that fails, in desperation, a rope ends it! Regardless, fans of the King still insist Elvis lives. The best type of film starring Clint Eastwood? Old West Action. Little-known motto of Western Union: "No wire unsent." Oy! enough with the Morse code ... here come dots! Even worse, there sits a telephone girl repeating "Hello." My take of her conversation? Voices rant on! This year's winning bowling team is ... the astronomers' Moon Starers. And, as they were fond of saying, Behold the mystery of the eyes: they see all. And, no pun intended, but right "hear" set the ears. Wow, said Joe, upon reaching the countryside, no city dust here! He was a true naturalist - a trails nut. Said one person, at a convention of the centenarians, I can hear ten "tens"! Another said, what's eleven plus two? Twelve plus one! A third simply admonished, Sam, be silent! Listen, I finally got all these clothespins, so let's pinch something! Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 come again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I can see all of the anagrams at the paragraph ends but I can only find 'ounces' in what I assume is the key phrase (no numbers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Akriti Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I can see all of the anagrams at the paragraph ends but I can only find 'ounces' in what I assume is the key phrase (no numbers). cool man nice work now i agree with u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I can see all of the anagrams at the paragraph ends but I can only find 'ounces' in what I assume is the key phrase (no numbers). You'll need to peruse the entire text, then consider the metric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 (edited) It's some kind of pun... because it talks about Anna, and grams are weight... and Anna+ grams=anagrams Or something along those lines... Edited April 19, 2011 by Aaryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Thalia Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 I'm not sure what it means but this is what I got. Hurriedly, Joe left his dormitory dirty room; while back at the classroom, schoolmaster Jones sat in silence, pondering his two-word biography of Madam Curie: Radium came. And speaking of hot, said the hot waitress: A stew, sir? I, in case of heavy rain, hire a navy. But when I encounter a persecution, I run to escape. When that fails, in desperation, a rope ends it! Regardless, fans of the King still insist Elvis lives. The best type of film starring Clint Eastwood? Old West Action. Little-known motto of Western Union: "No wire unsent." Oy! enough with the Morse code ... here come dots! Even worse, there sits a telephone girl repeating "Hello." My take of her conversation? Voices rant on! This year's winning bowling team is ... the astronomers' Moon Starers. And, as they were fond of saying, Behold the mystery of the eyes: they see all. And, no pun intended, but right "hear" set the ears. Wow, said Joe, upon reaching the countryside, no city dust here! He was a true naturalist - a trails nut. Said one person, at a convention of the centenarians, I can hear ten "tens"! Another said, what's eleven plus two? Twelve plus one! A third simply admonished, Sam, be silent! Listen, I finally got all these clothespins, so let's pinch something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 I'm not sure what it means but this is what I got. Hurriedly, Joe left his dormitory dirty room; while back at the classroom, schoolmaster Jones sat in silence, pondering his two-word biography of Madam Curie: Radium came. And speaking of hot, said the hot waitress: A stew, sir? I, in case of heavy rain, hire a navy. But when I encounter a persecution, I run to escape. When that fails, in desperation, a rope ends it! Regardless, fans of the King still insist Elvis lives. The best type of film starring Clint Eastwood? Old West Action. Little-known motto of Western Union: "No wire unsent." Oy! enough with the Morse code ... here come dots! Even worse, there sits a telephone girl repeating "Hello." My take of her conversation? Voices rant on! This year's winning bowling team is ... the astronomers' Moon Starers. And, as they were fond of saying, Behold the mystery of the eyes: they see all. And, no pun intended, but right "hear" set the ears. Wow, said Joe, upon reaching the countryside, no city dust here! He was a true naturalist - a trails nut. Said one person, at a convention of the centenarians, I can hear ten "tens"! Another said, what's eleven plus two? Twelve plus one! A third simply admonished, Sam, be silent! Listen, I finally got all these clothespins, so let's pinch something! Yeah, that's it ... well, more than 95% of them. Then the weight [should I have said mass?] is ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 21 grams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 22 grams: dormitory = dirty room the classroom = schoolmaster Madam Curie = Radium came waitress = A stew sir heavy rain = hire a navy a persecution = I run to escape desperation = a rope ends it Elvis = lives Clint Eastwood = Old West Action Western Union = No wire unsent the Morse code = here come dots telephone girl = repeating Hello conversation = Voices rant on astronomers = Moon Starers the eyes = they see hear set = the ears the countryside = no city dust here true naturalist = a trails nut the centenarians = I can hear ten tens eleven plus two = Twelve plus one silent = Listen clothespins = so lets pinch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted April 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 22 grams: dormitory = dirty room the classroom = schoolmaster Madam Curie = Radium came waitress = A stew sir heavy rain = hire a navy a persecution = I run to escape desperation = a rope ends it Elvis = lives Clint Eastwood = Old West Action Western Union = No wire unsent the Morse code = here come dots telephone girl = repeating Hello conversation = Voices rant on astronomers = Moon Starers the eyes = they see hear set = the ears the countryside = no city dust here true naturalist = a trails nut the centenarians = I can hear ten tens eleven plus two = Twelve plus one silent = Listen clothespins = so lets pinch Nice! That gets you the coveted bonanova Gold Star ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Nice! That gets you the coveted bonanova Gold Star ... - nice brain teaser m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 NOOO ONE OFF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Asked Anna, how much does this ridiculous narrative weigh?
Hurriedly, Joe left his dormitory dirty room; while back at the classroom,
schoolmaster Jones sat in silence, pondering his two-word biography
of Madam Curie: Radium came. And speaking of hot, said the hot waitress:
A stew, sir?
I, in case of heavy rain, hire a navy. But when I encounter a persecution,
I run to escape. When that fails, in desperation, a rope ends it! Regardless,
fans of the King still insist Elvis lives.
The best type of film starring Clint Eastwood? Old West Action. Little-known
motto of Western Union: "No wire unsent." Oy! enough with the Morse code
... here come dots! Even worse, there sits a telephone girl repeating "Hello."
My take of her conversation? Voices rant on!
This year's winning bowling team is ... the astronomers' Moon Starers. And,
as they were fond of saying, Behold the mystery of the eyes: they see all.
And, no pun intended, but right "hear" set the ears.
Wow, said Joe, upon reaching the countryside, no city dust here! He was a
true naturalist - a trails nut.
Said one person, at a convention of the centenarians, I can hear ten "tens"!
Another said, what's eleven plus two? Twelve plus one! A third simply admonished,
Sam, be silent! Listen, I finally got all these clothespins, so let's pinch something!
Enjoy!
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