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  1. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    I agree, I love the stories Unreality, they are well written and entertaining. I still can't believe that my plans fizzled out the way that they did... too many coincidences. But at least they made it possible for me to identify everyone Doesn't help when you're dead (AND a mafioso!) Great game, I can't wait till round 3!
  2. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    HEY! I was just asking! That could condemn my partner in crime!
  3. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    well thank you pw0nzd, but we have yet to see if I am about to me trumped! Not to mention GC didn't get much of a chance.
  4. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    which will probably be me again as payback for lying so much this game
  5. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    right, but if no actual player dies, then there really is no point in having a first night, and we might as well start off during the day lynching.
  6. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Then why bother having a first night?
  7. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Last night was an odd #'d night, the reaper only kills on even #'d nights.
  8. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    the sage can only tell on the even #'d days, so the sage won't know this time.
  9. Brandonb

    Chuck Norris Jokes

    Chuck Norris' wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick a$$." Chuck Norris does not need a passport. Chuck Norris exists in all 24 time zones simultaneously. When Chuck Norris writes, he makes paper bleed. At 3:37pm every day, Tokyo has a one minute seven second silence to honour Chuck Norris. In blackjack, Chuck Norris always hits on 20 if the dealer is showing 10. Chuck Norris hates the possibility of a tie. Chuck Norris will eat your soul for a Klondike Bar. Chuck Norris just pissed your pants. The original "Chuck Taylor All Stars" shoe from Converse was originally named the "Chuck Norris All Stars," but Norris had the name changed when Converse refused to make their slogan "Run faster, Jump higher, Roundhouse harder." Chuck Norris doesn't have to eat, but he does it anyways to be cool. When Chuck Norris bleeds, oak trees sprout up from where the blood fell. Chuck Norris invented the spork. He then killed Colonel Sanders with it. When Chuck Norris beats his dog for peeing on the rug, he does so at the PETA headquarters out of sheer spite. Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, who was in turn trained by a time traveling Chuck Norris thus completing the circle. If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action. Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Chuck Norris has 7,483. Whenever Chuck Norris hears the "Numa-numa" song, he roundhouse-kicks the closest fat kid. Chuck Norris has won placing bets on the Super Bowl every year for the last 40 years. Not because he successfully picked the winning team each year, but because the bookies are too scared to tell him he was wrong. If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your a** and take your dollar. Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face. Chuck Norris once flipped a coin, it still has not landed. Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything. Babies don't cry when they are born because a doctor slaps them on their butt. They cry because every baby is born with the innate fear of the fact that Chuck Norris still roams the Earth. Chuck Norris wears custom made boots with his name reverse-imprinted on the bottom. The reason being is so if anyone ever asks him for his autograph, they will get it permanently across the side of their face. When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car. One does not punch Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris headbutts one's fist.
  10. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    come on, you didn't have to go and say that! (Not that it matters, everyone probably suspected that anyway!)
  11. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    [choked up]I couldn't have asked for a better one! *wipes a tear from his eye*
  12. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    wow, I was a nasty little bugger wasn't I?
  13. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Just messing around, waiting for Unreality to hopefully give me some sort of bad-a$$ lynching scenario. I am not the bomb, and neither are you. So I would keep my mouth shut if I were you so that I don't reveal your role.
  14. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    No, I know you are not the bomb.
  15. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Of course not! I'm the Illusionist!
  16. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Very true, I have lied alot. But here's the last thing I'll say... BOOM
  17. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Ok fine I'll come clean. I am a mafioso, I know who everyone is now. We knew from the start who was the bomb. Nayana is the defender and Frost is the vigilante. We (the mafia) know who the doctor is, so say goodbye. The reaper will remain anonymous, b/c though the reaper doesn't help the mafiosos, at least it'll take a bite out of the innocents. Scott was the inspector, that's why he tried to lynch me when I was still invincible. So though you went out on a limb and turned against me mr pieman, you are still going to take a fall b/c you are also lying, and these bloodthirsty hounds living in awsomeville can obviously sniff out liars. HAHAHA all in good fun
  18. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    I have come clean and you are going to kill me for it, what are you talking about?
  19. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    So, like I said, it is logically possible to know who is who. But it depends on your role... and from my position I have you all nailed. It didn't do much good to receive notice today that GC was a mafioso, especially since Itachi had already pointed it out. Itachi is the sage, and I now know for sure that ________ is the reaper. I'm not sure why I am not telling you all this, probably because you are all trying to kill me. I know who the rest of you are, and I don't want to make any of you known b/c if people aren't going to believe me, then there's not much of a point.
  20. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Yes, it is possible.
  21. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    I never claimed to be mafia, I claimed that Nayana was GR, then when no one believed me I had to come out and reveal my role, and her as Mafia. I guess we know who the other mafioso is (not hard to figure out now). I am the inspector, I have now nailed everyone's roles in this game, so it would be best if you all sided with the Mafiosos and finished me off. I know you are lying frost, I know what you are, I know who all of you are. I don't even need another day to find out the other maf. (and you were right Itachi, GC was a mafioso). But please, it's not a good idea to kill me.
  22. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    Anyway, I gotta go to bed now, so I won't be defending myself for the next few hours. But just from the voting record alone I think it is easy to see that I am the inspector and that you are making a big mistake if you vote me out.
  23. Brandonb

    Mafia II

    You cast a DECIDING vote, not like you through in a name at the beginning and everyone joined in! You through in a deciding vote. It was not hopeless, you could just as easily have voted for GC or Itachi (good thing you didn't) or anyone else just to waste a vote. I am the inspector, you wasted an innocent!
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