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  1. akaslickster

    Yes, I believe it is just one. I expect enough time tomorrow evening to pm the moves. Being a holiday here may leave me alone so I shall look in the evening. Or just pm if it is time to submit moves. tanks.
  2. akaslickster

    He seems to be a Mr. know it all, who will not let you win an argument, even if you are right. He may have some type of a mental problem and I would not be surprised if he'd been in jail for a long time. I knew someone similar. They are trouble in a bar.
  3. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. akaslickster

    I merely took supplies from non-actives. France is goin' down. Sorry Reaymond.
  5. Ours is on Thursday. I don't go shopping after. Thanks! Yeah, I'm going to a friends house and eat a couple drumsticks. YUM.
  6. Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird'svocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet; not a peep, was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
  7. Everyone is doing so well! Although, not one person got a 100 yet, and probably never will. The apples don't fall far from the w i d e tree. Good luck to ya'll.
  8. akaslickster

    Welcome to the US and Brainden exznomak. You seem to be good at chess. Logic puzzles are in another forum and will also help you see things differently. Good luck in the future. If you like games, then Mafia may be for you. CUL8R.
  9. Interesting topic for many. However, no one can prove that life has a meaning, any more than a ghost existence. One may believe what one wishes. Perhaps that struggle is just a concept. I have seen a lot of people who don't struggle in life. Life itself may not have an answer, until the very end.
  10. SMART ANSWER #5-- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ANSWER #4-- A flight attendant was stationed at the Departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ANSWER #3 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ANSWER #2-- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART ANSWER #1 -- A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, ' Low Bridge overhead.' Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.' Two bonus extras:A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?' The clerk says, 'What denomination?' The blonde says, 'God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.' A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect..'
  11. I should have noted this earlier but, most of you figured it out that your icon (arrow) needs to be above the basket. I need a new mouse as well. I was able to save 81, once.
  12. Thats a bummer. How do they expect you to develop your hand to eye coordination?
  13. Top O' the morn, How is school?

  14. akaslickster

    I will do it again. If I can find them. Hold tight.
  15. I saved 76, even with this rotten mouse.
  16. Hi,[ []So, you have nothing to do. Try this Can you get 50% in the pail ? [THIS ONE WILL DRIVE YOU NUTS!! Let's go, it's Apple pickin' time! CLICK HERE My mouse is sluggish with everything so my scores have been embarassing.
  17. Hey this reminds me, my precious petunia. Death cannot kill love.
  18. Good try. It is far too early to be certain. Have some ghost supper with me. Frozen dinners tonight. Also, I would be a better choice for a resurrection.
  19. Yes, you may, my glamorous gladiola, . It won't matter, but will speed it up.
  20. akaslickster

    The only ghosts that do exist are ones who still post after dying in a Mafia game.
  21. akaslickster

    A putting of life to rest forever, usually animals. They use lethal injection in most cases. My dog had a bunch of tumors and old and in pain so she is better off in doggie heaven I suppose.
  22. akaslickster

    I see, that is only human emotion. If I am in a state of incurable pain and will need to live with it, and it's is critical. I want an overdose of morphine, after I sign the waiver.
  23. akaslickster

    I guess this, being the most recent is the one to use to make our moves. Please correct if I'm wrong.
  24. Very amusing, I appreciate them. * giggling*
  25. You should tell lies to see who will believe. It's not so bad as a ghost. No one to screw you over.
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