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  1. Welcome to Bden! Hope you enjoy all which is offered. I can answer questions too. Nice to meet you.

  2. I gave it a try. Maybe it's slow for some folks. http://www.incredibox.com/?music=505A5840408E1
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    That was funny. Sign me up again.
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    Sent to Flamebirde. Almost done.
  5. Not for kids or catholics, that's for sure. I would prefer cleaner ones. That's just me I guess.
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    While we wait for Miki, we can get to the next if any are interested. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Slick
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    Sent to you yesterday. I don't see anymore so maybe just post it all. :idk:
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    Well, I could wait for someone or just post it. Maybe give 5 hours and see.
  9. A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Two Blondes With Hammers...Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ' Why are you Throwing those nails away?' Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.' Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!' +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ You might have to think twice about this one.. A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 'So then?' 'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad Hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he Decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the Tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started Blowing into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little Harder, & still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?' The first Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.' +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ These are just too cute not to pass on!!!! A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took It to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.' 'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!' So she Bought the thermos & took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked? 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things Cold,' she replied.. Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?' The blond replied..... 'Two popsicles & some coffee.'
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    1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.Slick
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    Fish? Hmm. Never thought of that. Sign up now y'all.
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    Somethings funny with this spoiler. IDK
  13. I thought I would share this. You can mouse over slowly. http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf
  14. I think it best to take the most popular and wanted ones, put them in a poll for a vote and see how many are allowed as well.
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    1. Panther 2. Slick 3. Brainiac100 4. Thal 5. MikeD 6. 7. Y'all can still sign up and play. Let's rock and roll! Message sent to Brain. XD
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    Sure, I'm ready, though we should have a limit on words. How bout nothing too deep.
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    1. 2. Slick 3. Brainiac100 4. Thal 5. MikeD 6. 7. 8. So, who will be 1st? I guess give it a day.
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    I made chutney out of Panther's poem... NVM, someone inserted mine.
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    Sent to Miki. I passed the poem too but did not translate it.
  20. I also may have time to be starting new games that we don't have here. Just need to wait and see what the future brings.
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    I think it should be 1 post each to avoid any misconceptions. I am sending only 1.
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    I should have went second. I have no idea who is up so, let's shake a leg, person.
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    That was a quote from an old comedian who died. Milton Berle. May as well get the next one started while we wait. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Slick 7. 8.
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