akaslickster

Aka at your service. or should I copy and paste this?

A friend passed them on to me. I don't get the last one yet.

And that's how the fight started............... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive .... so, I took her to a gas station... and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too' And then the fight started..... *********************************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked,' Do you know her?' Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since. 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started..... *********************************************************************** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And that's how the fight started.....

I meant to ask him th e same question. HEY LIS ,,, ARE YOU AROUND??? mAYBE us white caucasian blooded born????? In some areas there are people that are not welcome in a bar because of their skin color which is stupid yet honest.

My turn! I got over-served by the bartender and fell asleep on the bar. Then I got a ride home. Boy I felt

Don't you guys think I was intruding in this stuff. I believe that now my work has been done. Happy mathematic s.!!!!!! Sayonara!!!!!

Welcome 12071926 , to Brain Den!!! Please read above the IMPORTANT RULES, usually we do not give the answer until later. You will get it. Don't worry.

Just use the same login routine as for this Den. What could be wrong unless the server is acting up. I happen to have the slow-poke system for loading or entering especially jobnugget.com.

Hector or achilles cause its' not Greek? But maybe the nestor. Just trying.

buzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wrong it is roman for 9, 1 or IX I. XC1=91

Sonds like the corsican brothers. When one gets hurt the other feels it. ha ha ha ..

What do you call the outside of a blondes brain.

Why did the blonde cross the street?

Glad to see your ready for the first equation. Ready- set- go! What is 1x1?

This may be on its way to the joke forum. Yet, this is no joke.

Ok, thanks. An A for originality. I guess there are some things I'm not familiar with.

Hey all! I just had a PM from puzzlegirl, now in NY. I am not sure what's up for her so I asked her to PM unreality, RE: IV. If she can fly in a little late, it may not matter. So she will visit us soon, I hope.

I can imagine many possibilities but it is lunch time so I'll come back.

Later that day, he asked the dog if it had fleas. The dog replied,"Yes, would you like some?"

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I think that after all of the mistakes which had occurred, it should run smoothly. Only thing is, just when you think that all of the troubles have been corrected, mysteriously, another one shows up. I have an astronomical amount of ideas to tell ya'll