STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
> > >
> > > A very self-important college freshman attending a
> > > recent football game took it upon himself to explain
> > > to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
> > > impossible for the older generation to understand his
> > > generation.
> > >
> > > 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
> > > primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many
> > > of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today
> > > are much more advanced than people your age. We grew
> > > up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
> > > walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell
> > > phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,
> > > computers, automated manufacturing , amazing
> > > technologies, ....and,' pausing to take another drink
> > > of beer.
> > >
> > > The senior took advantage of the break in the
> > > student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We
> > > didn't have those things when we were young.....so we
> > > invented them. Now, you arrogant little brat, what are
> > > YOU doing for the next generation?'
> > >
> > > The applause was resounding...