onetruth
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With apples?
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edited to add one more thought to the first answer.
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hahahahaha This made me laugh.
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Fine then! (Yeah I haven't been on here much lately unfortunately...) Let's try this... ___ _|_| |_|_[/codebox]
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She should've hired Chuck Norris, who, as we all know, never attempts anything...he would have made sure you were dead.
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Yah, it's funny cuz it's true. lol
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Dang, the spacing so didn't work out.
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Ohh...I love South Africa.
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." "The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Be sure to hide the milk until you get a definitive answer!
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Probably off topic, but...I was just talking to someone about something the "old you" would do, in the past. Technically, the "old you" is really the "young you" and the "new you" is an "older you."
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L. Ron Hubbard used MacDougall's "research" in his own teachings about thetans and aliens and stuff.
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LOL!
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lol
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I am definitely an aggressive driver. I can't stand going less than 10 miles over the speed limit. I try to force myself to be more patient. My friends tell me that I'm always thinking 5 steps ahead, so they aren't scared when I'm driving. lol I don't like to be tailgated, so I don't tailgate. I don't cut people off...when I do make lane changes, frequent or not, I make sure there's ample room. If someone needs to get in front of me, I let them, unless they're just being jerks. It's going to be fun in August when I move from LA to Orlando...I will want to speed, but I'll be scared of speed traps in places I've never been.
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It's so true! Curse rookie1ja and his Google Gadgets! lol I don't have Internet at home right now, so if I'm on...I'm at work.
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Those were my first guesses too, oddly enough.
