Hi, my name is onetruth, and I'm an alcoholic.
"Hi, onetruth."
I'm a single mom of 2 1/2 yr old twin boys. I work for a court reporting agency that is owned and run by Scientologists, so the days can be interesting, to say the least. My interests include reading, camping, BrainDen, the evil Myspace, moonlit walks on the beach, and candlelit dinners.
I am looking for a man that is interested in being my friend. He must, of course, love children. I prefer someone who is financially independent, as I already have 2 children to care for. He must be patient when one little boy poops his underwear because he refuses to use the potty to poop, and when the other little boy pulls his pants down to pee on the pharmacy floor. He must also cook, clean, drive, and never look at any woman other than me ever again. Also, he should be aware that I have no contentions with stalking him. He will be followed. His actions will be reported to me.
If you're interested or scared, give me a call.