Yes we are the stealthy country no one ever suspects us!
But we are brave!
I as a Canadian I have the courage to stand up and tell all about nefarious plots being plotted nefariously!
We defeated the USA in the war of 1812, the one where you yanks invaded us and we spanked you and sent you back hoem to your mommies! (but now that you know your place we get along well)
WWI We were the first people who stood up to poison gas attacks, largely due to a canadian soldeir who recognized what was happening and told others what to do (brave and smart) ever hear of Vimy ridge? Brits and French tried and failed repeatedly we succeded on first attempt.
Red Baron, shot down by a Canadian, Arthur Brown.
Top british ace Billy Bishop thats right a Canadian
We ended WW2 with te 3rd largest navy in the world the 4th largest army. i think out air force was also 4th but a large percentage of britains airmen were canadian or trained in canada
Un Peacekeeprs, Yup that idea came from Canada
But we arenot just brave we are smart
Alexander Graham Bell though scottish by birth emigrated to Canada and the clean pure hardy air there allowed his genius to blossom and he invented the telephone
we are also honorable
the un declaration of human rights brain child of a canadian John Peter Humphrey
We are a nation that was created not through the chance of warfare but peacefuldemocratic discussions, we have never had a civil war (what civil about war anyway?)
We are the 2nd largest country by landmass but sparesly populated due to the rugged nature of our climate and terrain. Most people would have trouble enduring the extreme temperature changes from summer to winter +30 to -30 celsius but we embrace it and enjoy our winter sports as much if not more than the summer ones.
We are the only country in teh world to have rainforests/deserts/tundra/deciduous+coniferous forests/plains/mountains we border on 3 oceans and have all 5 great lakes.
I could go on and on and on but let me finish with this
SANTA IS CANADIAN!