MissKitten

So I had a debate tourney today. And while we were waiting for extemp draw, me and a few of my friends were telling each other anti-jokes. So here are a few I remember. NOTE! I do not mean to offend, or be racist, or religionist, or rude, or whatever. If I do offend you, I apologize profusely. I have left out the extremely racist jokes, and tried to keep the relatively clean ones, but most anti-jokes are a little rude. Again, sorry if I offend! Why wasn't Sara swinging? She didn't have any arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sara. What do you call a black person flying a plane? TERRORIST! A pilot. Why did the girl drop her icecream? She was run over by a truck. Roses are red variations']Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van. Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm a dog. Roses are black, Violets are black, My soul is black, I killed myself. Roses are purple, Violets are green, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast! What's worse than a turtle biting your nose? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Two turtles biting your nose. What's worse than two turtles biting your nose? Mexicans. What's worse than Mexicans? Nothing. Nothing. And even though this isn't an anti-joke, I must needs post it: You know your life is messed up when it's weird that you actually eat your lunch.

LOVE Yes, this is pretty much my default.

WITTY

Do not press the back button or refresh. You'll lose the dancing penguins on the screen!

@Mew and G Oi! Save the mind games for the thread! Lawlz, jk! Still, this isn't the place. @Mew I may be random, I may not...... [read: Probably will be random because I'm just too (BLEEEEEEEP) tired to actually try and work out roles and stuff without help. Finals are a (BLEEEEEEEEP). ]

OOC: Lawlz, I feel flattered that you would let me powerplay you! However, I am sad to say that I probably can't keep the same personality you do. Therefore, I offer my first and last piece of powerplay. @phil: I hope it's okay I'm doing this. It was the easiest way to ...... get rid...... of Shad...... That sounds really rude...... *powerplayed* Shad hears a faint buzzing noise. She realizes it is from a vibration and traces the sound to her cell phone. "I didn't know I still had that," she muses as she pulls it out. She sees the reminder on it and immediately panics. "Oh no!" she exclaims. "I have a date with Darth Nox in half an hour! I didn't know so much time had passed!" She hurriedly swims back to the starting point and tells Gina that she can't play. Within moments, Shad has been lifted out of the game. *end powerplay* MiKi watches sadly as Shad leaves, before becoming excited again at the prospect of searching the library.

YAYZ! *dances around happily* A chance to use my brain without frying it!

Oh..... Wow, I've actually heard that one before..... I feel really stupid now....

DAMN Lawlz, me and Roy-chan are talking about dam fries and dam burritos and stuff from Percy Jackson.

LONER

Oh.... Tole, are you not available? @smoth I'll probably bump you up once we get two more people so we can get this started. @everyone I'll post the final roles/roster/actions/whatevers in the actual game thread. Nana and I have most of the kinks worked out, so if we can get a few more people, we can get this started!

Ooh.... *winces* I feel like we should've been more alert or something.... But kewl one, cav! I look forward to the others!

MiKi reluctantly puts away her shell. "Give me something to read!" she says eagerly.

MiKi floats after Loki. "Ooh, what did you find?" she asks, always ready for an adventure.

MiKi ashamedly pulls out a sheel from her pouch. "Ah, I may have stolen this while you all were collecting them," she says sheepishly. OOC: phil, can I do that? I know I never actually posted that I took the shell, so...

@Cat I knowz. @Ravyn Ah, don't listen to her. I'm not evil at all! ^^ *looks all cutesy and innocent*

Damn... LOVE

ZOMG you watch Bleach? Yeah, Nova-kun's my fave character! And then Ichigo, and then Ishida..... I ahve a list of my top ten. Ahaha, Kon's such a pervert! [if you don't watch Bleach: ignore the above....]

Yayz! Only 3 more people needed! If we can't get them by next Tuesday or so, we'll have to push this back until December 17th, because finals are coming up and I can't deal with finals and hosting. But I hope this gets started soon!

MONEY

Hey Ravyn! You seem like a girl after my own heart! I like manga too, but I can't draw it worth crap. Well, unless I have a few hours and utter peace and quiet, I mean... Catz be amazing!!!! My avatar was a cat, and my profile pic was too, before BD changed, but on my second anniversary of joiing BD, I changed my pic to one Of Nova-kun from Bleach. Ahahaha, that sounds like something I would say if I knew my teacher wouldn't mind a little cheek! Yush, I be awesome too. *nods* I do have a few things I say to all noobs, but I'm too lazy to type it all out, and I'm supposed to be doing homework, so I'm sneaking getting on here when my mom isn't watching [it'll take me forever to do my homework and my mom doesn't want me getting distracted...]. But I did post it in David's Intro [he's the other noob] so be sure to check it out there. DO IT. And also, because I like doing this,

MiKi shudders. "What just happened?" she whispers, trembling as the shock finally catches up to her.

What? No! Really, Quag? You're turning even those I respect against me? You have wounded me, Quag, wounded me! *clutches heart dramatically* But seriously, I haven't said anything to himm. @Dav Yes, welcome [thought we had a smiley for that... maybe it's just MM?] to the Den, where, as my sig says, the crazies abound! yes, do indeed check out our games forum as there is much more to BD than just riddles. I guarantee you'll love mafia, and we are looking for new players at the moment, so look into that! Also, I would like to formally invite you to join our sister site, MafiaManiac at forum.mafiamaniac.net. It's an awesome place, and most mafia players from the Den also have accounts there. I would like to give a short [well, maybe a little long] speech that serves to warn those unsuspecting noobs of what goes on behind the scenes here in the den. Basically, it tells you who to be afraid of, and why: Molly Mae [aka Molly or MoMa]: He is just generally crazy and will fry your brain. No joke. He will scare you half to death, then do it again just for the heck of it. He is also extremely confusing at times. Maurice [aka Mo]: Again, totally crazy. Like, MoMa, but a genius at mafia. He's really fun thought, so I guess he's okay. He makes funny riddles. Curr3nt [aka curr]: Outside of mafia, he's pretty awesome. But in mafia.... His posts are amazingly long, and his convoluted logic will fry your brain. He can be mean sometimes.... Like when he stole my avatar/sig during a game. MoMa did it too, but he stole EVERYTHING. Like my sig, location, info, personal bio, et al. It was creepy. Araver [aka sometimes Av or Ah ah, but usually Araver]: his posts and logic are just totally crazy. Or so I've heard. Not a lot of first hand experience with him, so IDK, really. EDM [aka.... EDM]: She is the SMILEY QUEEN. Use lots of smileys if you want to get on her good side quickly. And trust me, you do. Although, she's pretty amazing. I don't even know why she thinks she belongs on this list... Maybe it's because she rubs off on people? She definitely rubbed off on me.... Quag [aka Quagmire ]: .... I really don't know. Bad typing skills, maybe? Him and EDM threatened me last time, though, because they weren't on my list. So now they are. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO THREATEN MY SAFETY ANYMORE!!! *curls into ball* Hotterthnfire [aka ho...fire, Roy-chan]: I know him IRL, so believe me when I say you need to stay away. He's not really active anymore, as finals and stuff are coming up, but he primarily shows up in the games forum. He's absolutely crazy and weird and oh, the things I could tell you... But I won't. Since they would compromise his privacy. And then he would kill me. And you wouldn't get half the stuff anyways. And last but not least, MissKitten [aka MiKi, MK, MissK, Kitten, etc. etc. etc.]: She is bipolar. She is crazy. SHE WILL FRY YOUR BRAIN!! She has an affinity to tasers. She :wub:s them. cavenglok had a series called Brian Dennis out a while ago, where you're a detective, and you have a taser. The way she handled things was by using the taser to its maximum potential [read: tasing everything in sight Kidding, it wasn't that extremem]. According to Quag, she is hatching several nefarious plots, but she has not put them into action. According to herself, she has no nefarious plots, althought much evidence has been found. And yes, she knows she is talking about herself in third person. Anyhoo... And..... I'm good. I hope you survived that. And yeah, once you get past the absolute insanity of all those here, and come to accept that we're a big happy dysfunctional family, you'll fit right in. Once again, enjoy the Den!

BIRD?

MiKi calms down, taking several deep breaths. She sees her tail in the process and realizes that she can really put some force behind it. Swimming to the nearest bookshelf, she starts grabbing books and hurling them at the spiders. "That's for hurting my friends!" she shouts angrily, sticking her tongue out a little immaturely.