Okay, I shall now indulge in a small bit of pervertedness. My bus ride home was spent next to a kid who continually made perverted jokes while telling me my mind was in the gutter, and although I love him, it just got to be a little too much.
The guy had a bunch of salted, honeyed cashews, and the girl was hungry. So the guy gave her some cashews, and she ate them. And as the girl was quiet, and the guy wanted a "thank you," he said, "Aren't you going to say something?" And so the girl said, after a few minutes of thinking, "I like your nuts."
And it may just be me who gets the pervertedness of this, so if that's the case, great. But if it isn't, guys, please don't kill me.